Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[cyso]

Granted. He gains a moderate amount of height. Somewhere around 5 or so feet. He is really clumsy from the sudden growth spurt, so he ends up knocking over and breaking your xylophones.
I wish everyone a good night.

[Steelfist]

Wish Granted! Everyone has a good night. So good, in fact, nobody wakes up.

I wish to survive.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But your goldfish doesn't.

I wish for no school because I know everything they can possibly attempt to teach me.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted. You don't get a job because youhave no degree

I wish for more school, I want a good job.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you drop out before you get your degree.

I wish to join the dark side, they have masks:
[spoiler][/spoiler]

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, you are drawn badly on lined paper.

I wish to win the advisory photo-scavenger-hunt-off, we did so well, oh please let us win.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But your reward is giving your principal 100 dollars.
Are you making fun of my drawing?
I wish that the mods would return but not delete/ban my account.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted they tell us to ignore anything you post.

I wish for more LOLcats

[ArtDrake]

Granted, as long as you enlighten Buggy to the fact that we don't have a principal.

I wish that Holy Nameless wouldn't start debates and pick at the scab, so to speak. I also wish Buggy wouldn't ask us to stop arguments he started. Can we have peace in Corrupt a Wish?

[bugfartboy]

TAZE. Only one wish per post. You'll overwhelm the genie. And I don't always start the conversation.

I wish that you all would quit picking at the scab of the conversation.

[ArtDrake]

So now the conversation is a scab? Great. If you can leave it alone, I will only talk about it in "What's your religion?" and "Post your theo..."

I wish for.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You go on your period. And here I am thinking you were a boy. :P

I wish for war and peas.

[ArtDrake]

Sorry; the genie is somewhat pacifist.

I wish people wouldn't make sex jokes.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead they make jokes so obscene that the forum gets shut down.
On the old forums, this kind of talk was not discouraged as strongly.
I wish for lore and peas.

[ArtDrake]

Once upon a time, there was a brave little pea... (It's a Finish your own Adventure)

I wish for 3/16'' screws not being in my wall.