Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, you are not yourself anymore.

I wish there aren't many bugs in the curernt version of the TRPG board game.

[Chrono]

Granted. The bugs are replaced by shadowlings.

I wish I could seriously stop making such lame jokes.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead they're cheesy.

I wish for cheese on my ice-cream.

[cyso]

Granted. It's old, moldy, and infected with all sorts of bacteria. You eat it and die.
I wish I could catch up with everything I missed on the forums.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You spill ketchup all over the forums. We are all mad at you! :P

I wish you don't blame me for making that joke.

[cyso]

I don't, I blame Craig and hack the forums, causing them to crash.
I wish I got to eat lunch.

[Duskling]

Granted, it was a lunch of a slice of turkey between two pieces of bread.

I wish that the one inside that box wasn't me.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. It wasn't, but it is now.

I wish for a firework.

[cyso]

Granted. It explodes in your bed room and burns down your house.
I wish I had a new, better cello.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you stole it and got put in jail.

I wish that I broke into finals at my forensics tournament today.

[Duskling]

Granted... but you're in Soviet Russia, and thus, the finals broke into YOU!

I wish someone would get the reference of me previous post.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But everyone cares.

I wish that my Kingdoms account had the most gold input it could ever get.

[Chrono]

Granted. Everyone else has more than you.

I wish I didn't miss anything.

[Duskling]

Granted, but you are present at every single event in the universe, yes, that includes the grass growing.

I wish for commando armor.

[Chrono]

Granted. But you don't have any weapons.

I wish I didn't overdo it while "arguing" with Deagonx.