Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[ArtDrake]

I was less accident prone. Until you came along with your corruptions... grumble  :-\.

I wish for Bug to become temporarily incapacitated in his ability to corrupt wishes.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But doesn't start until after I die. :D

I wish that Ducky had corrupted my previous wish. :D

[ArtDrake]

Granted. The smileys you used just then go back in time and harass your past self with excessive laughter and cheer.

I wish for Scrooge.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But then the Ghost of Christmas's yet to Come shows you that your future is the same as Scrooge.

I wish that Ducky wouldn't get scared by the Ghost of Christmas's yet to Come.

[ArtDrake]

Oh my goodness! I want to have a past, a present, and a future; I don't want a past, a present, and a Scrooge!
Or were you trying to say that my future would be the same as that of Scrooge...?

I wish people would be more clear.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. They clean their cross-hairs. Then go demon duck hunting. Heh heh heh. :-*

I wisht that the hunters would leave Ducky alone.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. In return, the shadowling you posted kisses you.

I wish I made sense more often, or not.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You continue to make sense or not... for now.

I wish for a third option.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You die in some excruciatingly painful way. Again.

I wish that Ert would tell me if the idea in the board game thread is okay.

[ArtDrake]

He would if it were.

I wish I had been less mean just then, but really, I kind of figure that someone who constantly plots my demise, when there are so many other things he could do, can take it.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. So less mean that you don't bother to even complain about what's going to happen to you in the next 3 posts (of mine).

I wish that all minor illnesses and aches would cease to exist.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Aches are an integral part of human functioning, and large chunks of human start ceasing to exist whenever they start to ache. The rest of the body is saved by being in excruciating pain, not just an ache.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. The pain goes double for you.

Two left!!!

I wish that you would have a great day tomorrow.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, I take your happiness and you have suicidal thoughts, I wish for a newer model TAZER!!!!!

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But it's mine.

You meanie!!! You stole the Duck's happiness.

I wish the Duck was feeling better.