Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Rob]

Wish granted. He shoots you.
I wish I could play as R.O.B. in Super Smash Bros. Brawl

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But I whup you as Lucario. :P

I wish for a 1.8.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You got a one point ape that ate your fate.

I wish that the one point ape gave back your fate.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. It's rather chewed up, though.

I wish to be able to fly a helicopter.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You are able to. But you aren't allowed to.

I wish that Spleef was less addicting.

[Deagonx]

Wish cannot be granted, Spleef sucks as it is



I wish spleef was never invented.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But MC Creative was never programmed. And by chain reaction, neither was Minecraft in totality. All we have now is Infiniminer, Terraria, and Dwarf Fortress.

I wish you had less of a grudge against Spleef. I'm making an arena in SMP.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. I have less of a grudge against it than he does.

I wish for a free copy of Minecraft.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Your mother buys you a code. But you decide to give it to me. :D

I wish more people would come to the forums, but not to the point where anything negative happens.

[Deagonx]

Granted, 1 person comes for a day.


I wish that I wasn't so congested...

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You explode.

I wish that I could change colour at will like an octopus.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. And you cease to be a dead cow, but rather a living octopus. Welcome back, Ert! :)

I wish for Ert to be a dead cow again.

[Deagonx]

Granted, ERT Incorporated is now a giant dead cow.

Ertxiem, the humble forum mod, remains to be an octopus


I wish buggy wouldn't abbreviate people's names (c what i did there?)

[Rob]

Granted. Someone joins the forum with a user name of "Once, there was a pony - a mythical creature of Origin - who wanted to find his friends. He tried looking under the rocks, but he couldn't lift them. He tried looking in the sea, but he couldn't swim. He tried looking on the moon, but he couldn't get there. Just when he was about to give up, he had a moment of inspiration and invented the missile. The pony strapped several dozen on his back, and before long the rocks had been blasted away, but so had his friend who was sleeping underneath them. He had no sooner vaporized the oceans, than he found the remains of his friend who had been playing there. He rode a missile to the moon, but once there found that he was all alone." I still don't get it, but maybe this is why I like missile ponies so much." Buggy gets tired of having to type that all out, and leaves the forum in frustration.
I wish I weren't so addicted to Iji.

[Deagonx]

Granted, you now become addicted to whatever Iji is backwards.



I wish I wasn't so asthmatic