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Offline Deagonx

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2370 on: August 22, 2011, 04:02:19 PM »
Taze. That is all.




I wish people would actually wish for things when they post.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2371 on: September 29, 2011, 12:53:55 PM »
Wish granted... for one month after your post. :P

I wish I had a sling.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2372 on: September 29, 2011, 04:24:51 PM »
Granted. A doctor gives you one for any broken-arm needs.

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« Reply #2373 on: September 30, 2011, 09:20:46 AM »
Granted, I load you into a catapult and hurl you into a wall of electrified poisoned spikes.

I wish I didn't have to wish.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2374 on: September 30, 2011, 12:17:38 PM »
Wish granted. Game over. Thread locked. Forums closed. Computers shut down. TSoG production halted forever.

Thank you sir! :(

I wish I haven't used my sling to throw my arm away and break Duckling's window.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2375 on: September 30, 2011, 08:45:33 PM »
Granted. You haven't, but not doing so wasn't nearly as much fun.

I wish for potatoes. Raw.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2376 on: October 03, 2011, 10:32:43 AM »
Granted. Eating them results in "increased fecal bulk, bloating and possibly some undesirable gastrointestinal effects" (Blonz)

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2009/aug/05/1f5focusm195324-pros-and-cons-munching-raw-potatoe/

I wish for eggs, toast and orange juice.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2377 on: October 03, 2011, 12:11:37 PM »
Wish granted. You got them sliding down your neck.

I wish I was eating more peanuts.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2378 on: October 03, 2011, 12:52:34 PM »
Wish granted - while doing so, you spontaneously develop a peanut allergy.

I wish for Ert to be given the required urgent medical attention, and survive.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2379 on: October 03, 2011, 02:11:51 PM »
Granted, but he's already a dead cow.

I wish for raw potatoes, not for eating, but for throwing.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2380 on: October 03, 2011, 02:17:22 PM »
Wish granted. From now on, you start to throw up raw potatoes all the time.

I wish I could understand what the ducks near my house are saying.
(Yes, it's true, there are ducks near my house and I can hear them right now. I wonder where the idea of wishing something about ducks came from...)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2381 on: October 03, 2011, 02:54:45 PM »
Granted. You now understand that they are saying that the fishing is good around here, but the stink of dead cow makes it almost not worth it.
Aren't you glad you bothered?

I wish that I could wish something and have it granted with no nonsense every once in a while.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2382 on: October 03, 2011, 03:05:38 PM »
Wish granted. However, soon you realize that without nonsense, things get quite boring.

I wish I could be nonsensical more often.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2383 on: October 03, 2011, 04:47:58 PM »
Granted: you could be, but then you wouldn't make as much sense.

I wish for 3.14151926535... puppies.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2384 on: October 03, 2011, 09:08:28 PM »
Granted, Here's two puppies and head of another. Did I mention they all born on March 14 at 1:51 PM?

I wish that people realized that theirs wishes don't come true.
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