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Offline ArtDrake

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2625 on: October 31, 2012, 10:06:23 PM »
Granted. You are now highly skilled in the number 108204962968185. The 108204962968184 before it, however, still escape you.

I wish I hadn't just run out of wishes.

Offline Kaseke

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2626 on: November 01, 2012, 03:46:47 AM »
Wish granted. You lose everything you had, and now you have want to wish them back, but you can only do so one by one.

I wish the genie was nicer at times.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2627 on: November 01, 2012, 05:02:36 AM »
Wish granted. However, due to unfortunate coincidences, the Genie will never be nicer to you.

Inspired by the Halloween, I wish we all rotten to death with excruciating pain.  >:D
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2628 on: November 01, 2012, 05:08:47 AM »
Granted. But as the genie was off on his way, terrorizing others, only you "rotten" to death "with" excruciating pain.

I wish for typos.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2629 on: November 01, 2012, 05:36:23 AM »
Wish granted. A dozen typographic machines fall on top of you coming from nowhere.

I wish I had written "I wish we all rot to death in excruciating pain", unless there is a grammar mistake in it. :P
« Last Edit: November 01, 2012, 05:47:37 AM by Ertxiem »
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2630 on: November 01, 2012, 12:13:39 PM »
Wish granted. But the genie heard your wish wrong so it didn't change a thing.

I wish my chair was more comfy.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2631 on: November 01, 2012, 02:43:38 PM »
Granted. However, due to your chair's amazing comfiness, it is suddenly taken away from you for intensive study in the laboratories of a powerful furniture manufacturer.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2632 on: November 01, 2012, 09:00:36 PM »
Granted. But instead of granting your wish, the genie just gave you terrible gas.

I wish for homework.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2633 on: November 02, 2012, 03:44:41 AM »
Wish granted. You get so much that you no more have anything else in your life you have time to do. So you are bound to your homework, for the rest of your life.

I wish not wishing wouldn't corrupt your wish... or wishlessness... or unwish... or..........What were I on about again?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2634 on: November 02, 2012, 08:33:49 PM »
Granted. Your wish goes uncorrupted, despite the fact that you actually wished something. Take that.

I wish human interaction didn't have to be so violent.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2635 on: November 04, 2012, 07:45:13 AM »
Granted. It's now more violent.

I wish for movie funds.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2636 on: November 04, 2012, 01:09:28 PM »
Granted. Your extensive torture and eventual death are funded as the basis for an inspiring children's movie, to be released in 2014.

I wish people would highlight text to see the unseen, instead of assuming I hadn't posted a wish.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2637 on: November 04, 2012, 01:10:31 PM »
Granted. People now highlight text more often, but not often enough that you avoid being tazed on occasion.

I wish people wouldn't double-post like this.

Offline Ertxiem

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2638 on: November 04, 2012, 04:41:17 PM »
Wish granted. A mod comes along and deletes all double posts.

I wish I will not be the mod assigned to do the double post deletion.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2639 on: November 04, 2012, 05:16:30 PM »
Granted. In order to establish that, I am made a mod, and end up getting banned for completely wrecking the forums out of power-crazed actions.

I wish for reasonable corruptions.
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