Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[ArtDrake]

Granted. However, while there are less total viruses, there are more independent strains of virus. Deaths by infectious disease skyrocket.

I wish for more foxes in my country.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. Your country is infested by Firefoxes!

I wish to eat a nice meal soon.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. You get to eat your meal. It's a meal of pure energy which kills you in an instant. The genie thought it was nice.

I wish that more wishes were made.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Granted. Granted, granted, granted, and granted. Granted. However, you start to feel like the wishes are being taken for granted.

I wish for less stupid in the world.

[Kaseke]

Granted. Less stupid now exists in the world, but only in population. All the stupidness of all the beings from other planets is transferred to earth and we all go braindead.

I wish that someone would take my breath away

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you don't die. You feel all the pain of oxygen depravity, but never die.

I wish for a gruesome murder.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. It's yours.

I wish for some more recreational arson.

[bugfartboy]

Granted, but your home burns to the ground, and you're arrested for arson.

I wish that this wish wasn't a wish.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. Or actually it was never grantes. But it was. Congrats, you just created a loop in the flow of time and now you're stuck on the moment you made that wish.

I wish for all the lambs out there.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. The sheep farming industry collapses, and you're responsible. You also happen to obtain Eleanor Lamb and Sofia Lamb. Good job.

I wish for a longer long weekend.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. The lack of education, combined with the joy of freedom, rots your brain from lack of challenge.

I wish for flame.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You're on fire.

I wish for ice magic.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It puts out my fire.

I wish for earth magic.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. It buries you alive.

I wish for water magic.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You are now forced to hear "Wet Wet Wet" for over 100h in a row because somebody said that their music is magic.

I wish to get nothing from this wish.