Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Zhampir]

Wish granted and you become one.

I wish French girls shaved their pits...

[hellboy222]

wish granted, but now they find you repulsive (wow big change jk)

I wish I wasn't a girl

[Zhampir]

Wish granted, you're now a hermaphrodite.

I wish you weren't a hermaphrodite.

[hellboy222]

wish granted, I die from so many sudden anatomy changes (thanks )

I wish you were invisible

[Zhampir]

Wish granted, but now I can through mashed potatoes at you from every direction.

I wish I had super speed.

[hellboy222]

wish granted, you trip going mach 3 and die  .

I wish for it to rain ice cream.

[Zhampir]

wish granted, the sun comes out, melts all the ice cream, and the entire world is flooded and dies.

I wish you didn't think with your stomach.

[hellboy222]

wish granted, now I think with my liver and become an alcoholic. (Wow your wishes seem to screw me over.)

I wish my wishes wouldn't backfire.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. Now you can wish only bad things to happen to yourself.

I wish that the RPG from the old forum will come here too.

[hellboy222]

Wish granted, they don't let you join in.

I wish I could sleep for 3 years straight.

[Zhampir]

Wish granted, g'night and don't get on here again XP

I wish for a happy birthday party tomorrow(tis with my family, we're celebrating mine and a relative's tomorrow.

[hellboy222]

Wish granted, since you turn 18 they kick you out and now your homeless.

I wish my sleeping pattern was normal

[CraigStern]

Wish granted--you can only find work doing the graveyard shift at local stores.

I wish the American job market would recover more quickly.

[Zhampir]

Wish granted, due to slaves, and now you're one.

I wish I could read minds. (then I might be able to understand my girlfriend for once XP)

Wish granted, since you turn 18 they kick you out and now your homeless.

you don't know how close that is to the truth

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. Now you hear what everybody is thinking. All the time. The second you get the ability you go crazy about all the voices inside your head and suicide. (O_O)

I wish that I was an eagle.