Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[algebra15]

Granted, but since the flamingoes pecked our eyes out, no one can see that you tried to stop the game.

I wish for a cute hedgehog.

[Duskling]

Granted, it turned into Shadow and killed you.

I wish you knew who that was.

[algebra15]

Wish granted BAM I do. Shadow, evil relation of some sort to Sonic.

I wish people would actually assume I knew stuff.

[Duskling]

Granted, we assumed you knew everything, so, after millions of questions, you kill yourself.

I wish for a pretzel-dog.

[algebra15]

Granted; there are three holes in it, and dog juice leaks out.

[Duskling]

Granted, but you are beaten for your insolence.

I wish for a pizza.

[algebra15]

Granted, but there's pineapple on it. What kind of guy puts PINEAPPLE on pizza. I would bet $20 the first person to do that was gay. Not in a bad way, but that seems like a gay thing to do.

[Duskling]

Granted, but you are kicked into the Pit of Doom for trying to stop the game yet again. THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!

I wish that more people wanted to learn Mandalorian. (I won't bother with a link, everyone knows, and no-one cares)

[algebra15]

I'm sorry, but I won't learn Mandalorian. Everyone else will, but the mind-erase elves will come and undo it.

Ni gaan dinuar aaray. There are not enough verbs or pronouns in that language.

[Duskling]

Wish granted, I know. But there's nothing I can do about that, so gar have to atiniir.

I wish for cake!

[algebra15]

Wish granted in the face.

I wish Darth Bane hadn't been such a jack*** (the stars mean *whispers* rabbit *stop whisper*).

You have to endure... or learn Spanish.

A mi me gusta muy mucho montar en bicicleta. Es muy divertido.

[Duskling]

Wish granted, tacos?

I wish for tacos, me be hungry!

[algebra15]

Tu tienes mucho hambre?

Tu aspirar para los tacos?

Tu eres una muchacha?

Yo quisiero una novia.

?Comprendes?

[Duskling]

Granted, no comprendes.

I wish for tacos, dang it!

[Zhampir]

Wish granted, it rains tacos, you eat too many and get food poisoning. You then spend the next three days on the toilet. May I suggest getting some air freshener?

I wish you hadn't wished for Tacos.