Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Zackirus]

Wish Granted: It rains meatballs instead (hehehe Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs) towns are destoryed and the world ends.

I wish that the girl who got the best grades in my school didn't extist.

[algebra15]

Granted; it's you.

I wish that fire didn't burn people.

[Zackirus]

Wish Granted: Fire now freezes people

I Wish that I owned my own planet

(Note: I am a guy :P)

[algebra15]

Granted; it blows up.

I wish people knew whether I knew stuff or not. I knew you were a guy.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, they now know you know nothing.
I wish I was a girl.

[Zackirus]

Wish Granted: Your a Girl with Turner Syndrome

I wish that I this game never was created

[Duskling]

Gra- no wait, I lied, it's still here.

I wish for cake made of Russia.

[algebra15]

Granted, but cake eat you.

I wish for clever ideas on how to mock the phoenix

[Duskling]

Granted, they were given to me instead.

I wish for uj'alayi.

[algebra15]

Granted, but you get food poisoning (hehehehe).

I wish for a baloon cat.

(You are NOT allowed to make him pop. Think of something else.)

[Mad]

Granted but (assuming he is rubber) when lightning hits your house he jumped above you, saving you from lighting and making himself a hero, so now that he's too distracted with being a hero he no longer cares for you and goes out and starts living in an underground HQ and forgets about you.


I wish for kittens but I get them this time!

[Bromtaghon]

You get kittens but they eat you.

I wish I didn't have ADH ooh look a butterfly!

[Duskling]

Granted, you have ADH ooh look a kitten!

I wish that I could release parasites to devour my worst enemy (and I have worse enemies than you Brom).

[MikeW781]

Wish granted, but they have children, who hunt you down and kill you. Slowly.

I wish for Elder Scrolls V

[Duskling]

Granted, but it sucked.

I wish for parakeet galore!