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Offline MikeW781

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #660 on: June 20, 2010, 02:51:26 PM »
Granted, its poisoned.

I wish for a slightly faster computer
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #661 on: June 20, 2010, 04:26:35 PM »
Granted, but the speed increase was so slight, that it actually seemed that the computer slowed down to you.

I wish for a plant.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #662 on: June 20, 2010, 06:22:53 PM »
wish granted but its carniverous and it kills you.
i wish i was a baller
mock the pheonix you will burn

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #663 on: June 21, 2010, 08:43:59 AM »
Wish granted. You are arrested.

I wish for you to burn.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #664 on: June 21, 2010, 03:06:57 PM »
Granted, I call the fire department and your fun is ruined when you are thrown in the slammer for setting torugo on fire.

I wish for seasonings.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #665 on: June 22, 2010, 08:19:04 AM »
Wish granted, Torugo seasons and cooks you.

I wish to get out of jail and suffer no ill effects, directly or indirectly, as a result of this wish.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #666 on: June 22, 2010, 10:05:24 AM »
You get out of jail, but unfortunately a giant meteor approaches in the distance in the sky. It later crushes and burns you simultaneously, causing a very painful death. Being in jail wouldn't have changed the horrible excruciating fate that lay in store for you.

I wish I had a harmless, legal, non-poisonous, too small to choke on, non-explosive,not too hot or too cold, delicious slice of apple.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #667 on: June 22, 2010, 10:15:05 AM »
Wish granted. You are killed by the same meteor that killed me before you can eat it.

I wish I was alive, invincible, and immortal.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #668 on: June 22, 2010, 10:20:57 AM »
You magically become immortal and invincible, but while you are sleeping Torugo catches you and locks you away in an unescapable cell, were you spend the rest of your infinite life locked away.

I wish I had another harmless, legal, non-poisonous, too small to choke on, non-explosive,not too hot or too cold, delicious slice of apple. AND THIS TIME, I protect myself in a giant dome that is unpenetrable and can protect me against any type of attack ( human, alien,natural and everything else).

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #669 on: June 22, 2010, 10:40:55 AM »
Wish granted. Unfortunately, you forgot to clear out all the people who wanted to kill you from inside the dome. Need I say more?

I wish to escape my cell.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #670 on: June 22, 2010, 11:36:31 AM »
You escape the cell, but unfortunately while attempting to exit the complex you are killed by a guard.

I wish I had a chair.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #671 on: June 22, 2010, 12:10:03 PM »
wish granted but someone spilled monster glue in it and you ant get out.
i wish i was a little bit taller
mock the pheonix you will burn

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #672 on: June 22, 2010, 12:28:44 PM »
You escape the cell, but unfortunately while attempting to exit the complex you are killed by a guard.

I'm invincible, remember?

Wish granted, you are a little bit taller. It's called growing.

I wish to be free!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #673 on: June 22, 2010, 03:07:12 PM »
Granted, you're now free of mortal concerns, i.e. life, i.e. you're now dead.

I wish that the random one, Ender and LethalLaurie were on the new forums.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #674 on: June 22, 2010, 04:04:41 PM »
Granted, they came back with a grudge.

I wish for three cheeses.