Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Zackirus]

Wish Granted:You do but its has a tiny pumkin piece making it a vegetable/fruit salad

I wish that Canada was everybody's second best friend 

[The Holy namelesskitty]

granted, now people play ice hockey too much.

I wish for a stingray

[Zackirus]

granted, now people play ice hockey too much.

And thats a Bad thing because?

Wish Granted: It runs away when you are playing with it in the water

I wish that I was PM of Canada

[Duskling]

Granted, you are a private message of Canada.

I wish that he really was the PM of Canada.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, he is now Post Master and drowned in letters

I wish for futbol/soccer to get more coverage now that ESPN bought the world cup coverage rights

[Duskling]

Granted, but all attention is driven away from other sports.

I wish for chips and a can of salsa. (that can be opened, thank you)

[Zackirus]

Wish Granted: But somone comes and takes them and eats them

I wish that people understood me better

[Duskling]

Granted, everybody understood you better, but didn't bother to get to know you.

I wish for a snack.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, but I take it because it is pita chips and hummus

I wish Duskling would to stop wishing for food

[Duskling]

Granted, but I wish for your demise.

I wish for your demise.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, I am now a zombie

I wish to eat your brain and your snack

[Duskling]

Granted, and by "your" you meant "KZ's" who then got extremely angry and wiped you from the face of these forums and the universe.

I wish to be a Spriggat.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, you're a female Light Spriggat.
I wish I was a dead cow. *cough*Ert*cough*

[Duskling]

Granted, but Ert just happened to be me (don't count on it).

I wish to be a male Frost Spriggat.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted your name is Grotuis and lentro kills you (and yes I know the real name is Grotius.)
I wish people stopped stereotyping Canadians as hockey-playing people who live in igloos.