Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Duskling]

Granted, but now they're stereotyped as hokey-playing dogs who live in igloos (no offense to Canada).

I wish I didn't forget to post a wish.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, without complaint.
I wish everybody hated Raymond and loved Chris.

[Duskling]

Granted, but the shows then sucked.

I wish that Brom would let me have his pita chips.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, they've been sitting so long in my  basement they smell so bad you won't have them.
I wish that there were more orbs in TSOG.

[Duskling]

Granted, they spoil the fun.

I wish for a new hat.

[torugo]

wish granted you get a new hat but its on fire.
i wish i had new hidrating volvic revive

[Bromtaghon]

New Hidrating Volvic Revive, which must be a proper noun since you didn't use an article, is a very big lizard.  It eats you, and Grammar Nazis steal your remains and burn them for not using any capitalization (in case you're wondering, there's probably a Shift button on your keyboard) or a period at the end of your second sentence.

I wish torugo didn't think I was stupid for asking where Pyro Hail came from.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, now Torugo thinks you are stupid because of that wish.

I wish that people stop trying to tazer the cat.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, they stop trying because they suceeded already.

I wish that people would use proper grammar, I mean, 'I wish that people stop trying to tazer the cat?'  I barely understood that.

[Duskling]

Granted, but we dont us'e proper garrmer.

I wish that Brom didn't wish for us to use proper punctuatio.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, that's a paradox.

I wish that KFK didn't exist.

[Bromtaghon]

Granted, now it's Kentucky Fried Dogs.  The dogs of the world kill you.

I wish that Nigahiga would post a new video.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, somehow it sucks (don't ask how I don't know)

I wish that the cat didn't get tazered in the first place.

[Duskling]

Granted, it got tazered in the second place.

I wish for granite.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, it fell on your head and crushed you to pulp.

I wish for another stingray.