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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #780 on: June 26, 2010, 07:27:20 AM »
Granted, you rule France

I wish for another stingray
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #781 on: June 26, 2010, 08:49:24 AM »
Is that implying there's something wrong with France?

Wish granted. It stings you.

I wish I ruled the world.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #782 on: June 26, 2010, 11:35:39 AM »
Granted, another world eats you. Yes they do that.
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« Reply #783 on: June 26, 2010, 12:57:52 PM »
Wish granted. You are trapped in limbo for eternity.

I wish to rule the universe.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #784 on: June 26, 2010, 02:15:47 PM »
Granted, but you rule it in Soviet Russia, so it rules YOU!!!!

I wish not to have a cow.

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« Reply #785 on: June 26, 2010, 02:43:06 PM »
Wish granted. You have a sheep. You are, however in soviet Russia, so sheep has YOU!

I wish to be alive.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #786 on: June 26, 2010, 02:43:50 PM »
Granted, you are alive... on your deathbed.

I wish I had a steak.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #787 on: June 26, 2010, 02:53:37 PM »
Wish granted. It's poisoned.

I wish to never die.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #788 on: June 26, 2010, 02:55:36 PM »
Granted. You have cancer that's eating away at you, but since you can't die, you'll never know peace.

I wish for Taco Bell.

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« Reply #789 on: June 26, 2010, 03:00:45 PM »
Wish granted. You get food poisoning.

I wish Duskling had my cancer.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #790 on: June 26, 2010, 03:05:47 PM »
Granted, but the year was 7,590, they created a cure.

I wish that I was far more clever than I was.

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« Reply #791 on: June 26, 2010, 04:54:41 PM »
Wish granted. However, your newfound intelligence means that you despise bad grammar. Stupidly, someone removes the edit function, and you can never correct your bad grammar in the last post. This haunts you for the rest of your days.

I wish that there were a cat.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #792 on: June 26, 2010, 05:18:54 PM »
Granted, it was angry and was in your pants.

I wish for a Dustling Empire (Yes, I remember them).

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #793 on: June 26, 2010, 05:22:18 PM »
Wish granted. They bow down and worship me, their creator.

i wish to rule all universes.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #794 on: June 26, 2010, 05:24:27 PM »
Granted, that'll be $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000! Hey, no-one said ruling all the universes was free.

I wish that I was a Geth.