Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, you rule France

I wish for another stingray

[Steelfist]

Is that implying there's something wrong with France?

Wish granted. It stings you.

I wish I ruled the world.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, another world eats you. Yes they do that.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. You are trapped in limbo for eternity.

I wish to rule the universe.

[Duskling]

Granted, but you rule it in Soviet Russia, so it rules YOU!!!!

I wish not to have a cow.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. You have a sheep. You are, however in soviet Russia, so sheep has YOU!

I wish to be alive.

[Duskling]

Granted, you are alive... on your deathbed.

I wish I had a steak.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. It's poisoned.

I wish to never die.

[Duskling]

Granted. You have cancer that's eating away at you, but since you can't die, you'll never know peace.

I wish for Taco Bell.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. You get food poisoning.

I wish Duskling had my cancer.

[Duskling]

Granted, but the year was 7,590, they created a cure.

I wish that I was far more clever than I was.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. However, your newfound intelligence means that you despise bad grammar. Stupidly, someone removes the edit function, and you can never correct your bad grammar in the last post. This haunts you for the rest of your days.

I wish that there were a cat.

[Duskling]

Granted, it was angry and was in your pants.

I wish for a Dustling Empire (Yes, I remember them).

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. They bow down and worship me, their creator.

i wish to rule all universes.

[Duskling]

Granted, that'll be $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000! Hey, no-one said ruling all the universes was free.

I wish that I was a Geth.