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Cypher
Blue Cape
Posts: 329
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
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Reply #960 on:
July 24, 2010, 11:24:42 AM »
You get one, but it's a delicious chocolate hat. You eat it and it's gone. You then miss it's feeling of being on your head.
I wish for a giant apocalyptic meteor that kills me.
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KZ
Global Moderator
White Cape
Posts: 1161
Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
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Reply #961 on:
July 24, 2010, 01:37:51 PM »
Wish granted: a T-shirt arrives by post that reads on the front "I am a giant apocalyptic meteor" and on the back "kill me". Lovely.
I wish this part of the forums was less chaotic, more ordered, easier to follow, more intellectual, in a way...
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Duskling
Black Cape
Posts: 850
Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
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Reply #962 on:
July 24, 2010, 02:14:08 PM »
In a way... more destructive?
I wish for a box of tissues smothered in salmon and Italian dressing.
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Steelfist
Guest
Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
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Reply #963 on:
July 24, 2010, 02:31:55 PM »
Wish Granted. You monster! You smothered a box of tissues with Salmon and Italian dressing! You are lynched by a mob!
I wish for chaotic forums.
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Duskling
Black Cape
Posts: 850
Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
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Reply #964 on:
July 24, 2010, 03:01:08 PM »
Granted, it was all about Chaotic, a cheesy card game.
I wish for a melon that falls on my head, makes me all sticky, with juice afterwards.
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algebra15
Red Cape
Posts: 129
Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
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Reply #965 on:
July 25, 2010, 12:25:05 PM »
Granted; a swarm of wasps and hornets sucks the melon off. Then it flies away. You shout, "Yeah, you'd better run...!" at them, and they come back and sting you.
I wish people wouldn't taze me for forgetting my wishes.
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This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!
Duskling
Black Cape
Posts: 850
Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
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Reply #966 on:
July 25, 2010, 12:52:47 PM »
Granted, they tazer you for
making
wishes! ZAP! >:D
I wish for a gallon of water.
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Kindle
Bandit
Posts: 8
Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
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Reply #967 on:
July 25, 2010, 12:57:36 PM »
Granted; you get your water in a bowl and immediately pass out in it, thus drowning.
I wish for...some new lip gloss!
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Duskling
Black Cape
Posts: 850
Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
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Reply #968 on:
July 25, 2010, 01:06:58 PM »
Granted, but you swallowed it, poisoning, and evetually killing, you.
I wish for a new lamp... with a Genie inside it!
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Steelfist
Guest
Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
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Reply #969 on:
July 25, 2010, 02:35:45 PM »
Wish granted; I rub the lamp, and tell it to turn you to dust.
I wish you were not.
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Duskling
Black Cape
Posts: 850
Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
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Reply #970 on:
July 25, 2010, 02:40:21 PM »
Granted, but then I turned into a atom and never seen again. For a few days it seems like you should celebrate this, but then the cops come after you with evidence that you were the last person accompanying my before my disappearance. You are taken into jail for a crime that you could never prove you didn't do.
I wish that I could see that while I'm an atom and laugh.
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Kindle
Bandit
Posts: 8
Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
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Reply #971 on:
July 25, 2010, 02:46:59 PM »
Wish granted; you can see it, but it's really grainy and grindhouse-y.
I wish for an imaginary friend.
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Duskling
Black Cape
Posts: 850
Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
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Reply #972 on:
July 25, 2010, 02:48:31 PM »
Granted, you talk to it so much that people think that you're insane and throw you into the coo-coo house.
I wish for caramel to rain down on me.
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The Holy namelesskitty
Black Cape
Posts: 706
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
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Reply #973 on:
July 25, 2010, 09:09:33 PM »
Granted, then I lick it all off thos scratching you with my cat tounge then some vinegar falls on you.
I wish pruneman would stop spamming.
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THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!
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Duskling
Black Cape
Posts: 850
Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
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Reply #974 on:
July 25, 2010, 09:35:33 PM »
Granted, but you see it as an opportunity to start.
I wish that I was Foxtrot 813.
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