Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[bugfartboy]

Granted. The wish escapes.

I wish for undead cows.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

granted they eat you, yes they do that.

I wish for dead, but not gangrene cows.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You turn into Hannah Montana. (blech)

I wish for Cheese-Its.

[Steel Ersatz Man]

Granted, you get so many they crush you.

I wish for a glass of coke.

[bugfartboy]

Granted, You drown in it.

I wish for a mask.

[ArtDrake]

Granted; it eats you.

I wish for more time.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You lose it.

I wish I had my iPod back.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. It breaks.

I wish people would just go away when social cues told them to.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You leave.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. 5 minutes later, you collapse from having drank 5 Monsters, 8 Red Bulls, and a bottle of caffiene pills, not to mention the Lao Meng duck you had last night.

I wish not to be tazed.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. RUBBER BULLETS!!!!!!!!! A taste of your own medicine.

I wish for Bubble Tanks Arenas to have been made by me.

[ArtDrake]

Granted, but for it to have been going to be made the the person that has been going to write the preceding sentence for a long long time, it would have to not have been made by the one who was to have originally made it.

I wish people would understand that sentence.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But they don't understand you.

I wish that I had a super power.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You can now walk on two legs, a super power among bugfarts and archpriests.

I wish for to win a debate.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You win by forfiet.

I wish I had a girlfriend.