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Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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ArtDrake

Granted; she's not such a brat -- she's more of a brat than such.

I wish you wouldn't taze people just 'cause you felt like it.


bugfartboy

Granted. Instead I taze whenever I feel like it.

I wish that Duckling weren't such a cheater.

ArtDrake

Cheater? Me?

I wish for no false accusations.

bugfartboy

Granted. Instead the accusations are 100% true.

I wish Duckling would quit making his posts white

ArtDrake

Granted. Instead they are gray.

I wish for friendlier cats.

bugfartboy

Granted. But now all dogs hate Demon Princes of Math in duck form.

I wish that my schools rival had lost tonight. Grr.

ArtDrake

Granted, but then you don't wish it because it happened, so everything goes back to normal. Don't try to alter the past. Bad things happen; my version is the happy version.

I wish for a mass burning of "Of Pandas and People". The lack of intelligent thinking and the mockery of modern science it presents are offensive.

Mopman

Granted, then the author hunts you down and reads it to you while you are tied up. You are put in an insane asylum for crazed mumblings.
I wish for a lifetime supply of mountain dew.
Die swiffers! You'll get it for messin with my woman!

The Holy namelesskitty

Granted, you drink it all and your heart gives out from exhaustion due to all the caffeine.

I wish for more eight legged cats.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



Mopman

Granted, then you feel you have betrayed your species by implying that 4 legged cats are simply not good enough.
I wish for an apple pie.
Die swiffers! You'll get it for messin with my woman!

The Holy namelesskitty

Quote from: Mopman on November 27, 2010, 08:22:43 PM
Granted, then you feel you have betrayed your species by implying that 4 legged cats are simply not good enough.

Actually I am an eight legged cat.



Granted steaming hot.. Right in your face.

I wish for a stingray.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



Mopman

Granted, then you are killed by enraged fans of the crocodile hunter.
I wish for you to not be an eight legged cat.
Die swiffers! You'll get it for messin with my woman!

The Holy namelesskitty

Granted, I am a sixteen legged cat.

I wish to have an immortal stingray.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



Mopman

Granted, then you go the same way as steve irwin.
I wish for you to be a four legged cat.
Die swiffers! You'll get it for messin with my woman!

ArtDrake

Yes! Vengeance-upon-duck-haters time!!

I wish for retransformation.