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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1440 on: October 31, 2010, 03:32:45 PM »
Granted; she's not such a brat -- she's more of a brat than such.

I wish you wouldn't taze people just 'cause you felt like it.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1441 on: October 31, 2010, 03:42:36 PM »
Granted. Instead I taze whenever I feel like it.

I wish that Duckling weren't such a cheater.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1442 on: October 31, 2010, 06:57:59 PM »
Cheater? Me?

I wish for no false accusations.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1443 on: October 31, 2010, 07:04:13 PM »
Granted. Instead the accusations are 100% true.

I wish Duckling would quit making his posts white
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1444 on: November 02, 2010, 07:11:43 PM »
Granted. Instead they are gray.

I wish for friendlier cats.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1445 on: November 02, 2010, 08:19:36 PM »
Granted. But now all dogs hate Demon Princes of Math in duck form.

I wish that my schools rival had lost tonight. Grr.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1446 on: November 04, 2010, 05:40:15 PM »
Granted, but then you don't wish it because it happened, so everything goes back to normal. Don't try to alter the past. Bad things happen; my version is the happy version.

I wish for a mass burning of "Of Pandas and People". The lack of intelligent thinking and the mockery of modern science it presents are offensive.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1447 on: November 27, 2010, 07:09:23 PM »
Granted, then the author hunts you down and reads it to you while you are tied up. You are put in an insane asylum for crazed mumblings.
I wish for a lifetime supply of mountain dew.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1448 on: November 27, 2010, 07:14:13 PM »
Granted, you drink it all and your heart gives out from exhaustion due to all the caffeine.

I wish for more eight legged cats.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1449 on: November 27, 2010, 07:22:43 PM »
Granted, then you feel you have betrayed your species by implying that 4 legged cats are simply not good enough.
I wish for an apple pie.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1450 on: November 27, 2010, 07:27:52 PM »
Granted, then you feel you have betrayed your species by implying that 4 legged cats are simply not good enough.

Actually I am an eight legged cat.



Granted steaming hot.. Right in your face.

I wish for a stingray.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1451 on: November 27, 2010, 07:31:45 PM »
Granted, then you are killed by enraged fans of the crocodile hunter.
I wish for you to not be an eight legged cat.
Die swiffers! You'll get it for messin with my woman!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1452 on: November 27, 2010, 07:35:03 PM »
Granted, I am a sixteen legged cat.

I wish to have an immortal stingray.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1453 on: November 27, 2010, 07:48:33 PM »
Granted, then you go the same way as steve irwin.
I wish for you to be a four legged cat.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1454 on: November 27, 2010, 08:09:58 PM »
Yes! Vengeance-upon-duck-haters time!!

I wish for retransformation.