Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[ArtDrake]

Granted; she's not such a brat -- she's more of a brat than such.

I wish you wouldn't taze people just 'cause you felt like it.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead I taze whenever I feel like it.

I wish that Duckling weren't such a cheater.

[ArtDrake]

Cheater? Me?

I wish for no false accusations.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead the accusations are 100% true.

I wish Duckling would quit making his posts white

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Instead they are gray.

I wish for friendlier cats.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But now all dogs hate Demon Princes of Math in duck form.

I wish that my schools rival had lost tonight. Grr.

[ArtDrake]

Granted, but then you don't wish it because it happened, so everything goes back to normal. Don't try to alter the past. Bad things happen; my version is the happy version.

I wish for a mass burning of "Of Pandas and People". The lack of intelligent thinking and the mockery of modern science it presents are offensive.

[Mopman]

Granted, then the author hunts you down and reads it to you while you are tied up. You are put in an insane asylum for crazed mumblings.
I wish for a lifetime supply of mountain dew.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, you drink it all and your heart gives out from exhaustion due to all the caffeine.

I wish for more eight legged cats.

[Mopman]

Granted, then you feel you have betrayed your species by implying that 4 legged cats are simply not good enough.
I wish for an apple pie.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, then you feel you have betrayed your species by implying that 4 legged cats are simply not good enough.

Actually I am an eight legged cat.



Granted steaming hot.. Right in your face.

I wish for a stingray.

[Mopman]

Granted, then you are killed by enraged fans of the crocodile hunter.
I wish for you to not be an eight legged cat.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, I am a sixteen legged cat.

I wish to have an immortal stingray.

[Mopman]

Granted, then you go the same way as steve irwin.
I wish for you to be a four legged cat.

[ArtDrake]

Yes! Vengeance-upon-duck-haters time!!

I wish for retransformation.