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Offline TheWanderingShadow

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1905 on: February 23, 2011, 10:10:05 PM »
Granted. You become depressed and want to forget everything in your past...

I wish I could get the Hero's hair to look right. grrr...
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Offline Chrono

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1906 on: February 23, 2011, 10:50:24 PM »
Granted. Now his eyes don't look right.

I wish I could find more things to talk about.
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Offline Ertxiem

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1907 on: February 24, 2011, 05:33:03 PM »
Wish granted. You now can find more things to talk about, however, nobody else wants to talk with you anymore.

I wish the boring stuff that I have to do took less time to be done.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1908 on: February 24, 2011, 05:36:15 PM »
Granted, but the fun stuff now takes even less time.

I wish for a pie to land in my face, regardless what flavor or when.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1909 on: February 24, 2011, 05:55:27 PM »
Granted. It's a rock flavored pie, made of rocks, and it lands in your face. See, it would have landed on your face, but it landed at about 700 miles per seconds, so it ended up in your face. You die.
I wish Duskling wasn't dead.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1910 on: February 24, 2011, 05:57:53 PM »
[spoiler=my response to previous]Granted. It's.... the kind that doesn't have an "E".

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Granted. He is now a zombie and a necrophage. We all are!

I wish for a better marketing strategy.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1911 on: February 24, 2011, 06:55:38 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately, your competition steals your strategy and uses it to great effect before you can. You go bankrupt.
I wish we weren't all zombies.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1912 on: February 24, 2011, 07:02:44 PM »
No, we're all necrophages. We eat dead things.

I wish I had more time in my day.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1913 on: February 24, 2011, 09:39:47 PM »
Granted. You have less time at night.

I wish I had a blood pack...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1914 on: February 26, 2011, 07:07:51 AM »
You grip it too tightly and it bursts, leaving you drenched in blood and surrounded in fleas and mosquitos.

I wish for bad grammar.
I doesn't care, do I?

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« Reply #1915 on: February 26, 2011, 09:00:29 AM »
Wish granted. You have truly appalling grammar, and use it on the forums. Decent, grammar loving people flee from your terrible sentences, abandoning the forums. This causes it to become an internet-troll haven, destroying the forums utterly.

I wish for KZ to come back.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1916 on: February 28, 2011, 03:58:20 PM »
Wish granted. KZ comes back but everyone else leaves. (Sorry for that, KZ.)

I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1917 on: February 28, 2011, 11:17:45 PM »
Granted. You become really unhealthy because you are unable to get rid of your waste.

I wish I was physically fit.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1918 on: March 01, 2011, 11:23:35 AM »
Wish granted. You become mentally unfit.

I wish for a rock to fall onto The Dead Cow.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1919 on: March 01, 2011, 03:56:23 PM »
Wish granted. However, the rock is My Hill... mmm wait! It's the wrong game... mmm... or perhaps not...

I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
(Since I was not around here a couple of months ago, it's the best I can do... :P )
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With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.