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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Chrono

Granted. You spent a not-so-merry Christmas and a not-so-happy New Year.

I wish you a good day.
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ArtDrake

Granted, but you can't reach it in time.

I wish that world hunger were solved.

Duskling

Granted, but then, world obesity became the new problem.

I wish for a block of cheese.

Cypher

Granted. It's a hard block of cheese.

I wish for a hand.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. You now have (only) one hand.

I wish I couldn't wish silly wishes.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Cypher

Granted. You do not wish silly wishes anymore, but foolish wishes.

I wish for a lucid dream.

Duskling

Granted, you died slow and painfully in the dream, and you could feel every waking (pun intended) moment of it.

I wish for a sandwich.

ArtDrake

Sorry; you got a very sandy winch.

I wish for a cow-cat.

Chrono

Granted. You're not sure if it moos or meows.

I wish I knew why Duskling named himself Duskling.
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ArtDrake

Don't you? It's because -- *urk*

I wish for inspiration.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. Soon after you inspire, you expire (pun intended). :P

I wish for 5 tons of "-- *urk*"
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted. This is how the barrel is filled:

     /-- *urk\
   /     *urk*\
  |*urk* --  |
  |- *urk* --|
  |-- *urk* -|
   \________/

I wish I didn't waste my time on things like that.

Chrono

Granted. Instead, you waste money on them.

I wish I remembered all my wishes so that I wouldn't have to repeat them.
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Deagonx

Granted, but you end up doing it anyways



I wish for Mountain Dew Voltage
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

Chrono

Granted. You keep repeating this wish and die of excessive blood sugar.

I wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish... System failure.
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