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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Steelfist

Wish granted. It does. But it's not enough to give its decent family everything it wants.

bugfartboy

Granted. Your life now consists of the substance making your wish! Absolutely nothing! :D

I wish for something.

ArtDrake

Granted.

I wish for everything.

bugfartboy

Granted. It lands on your chest.

I wish for nothing.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. You are nothing. You cease to exist.

I wish you all a Happy New Year! :)
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Duskling

Granted. Everyone has a Happy New Year but you, your New Year is filled with tragedy and anguish.

I wish for a sock filled with wet sand.

bugfartboy

Granted. I wear it.

I wish that sand isn't abrasive.

ArtDrake

Granted. Instead, it's corrosive. *slow clap*

I wish everyone happy 10th day of Christmas; enjoy your lords a'leaping!

Steelfist

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the next day you are arrested and charged with murder. The Lords a'leaping died of exhaustion during the night after a day of ceaseless leaping, and your wish is responsible.

I wish for less festivity.

ArtDrake

Granted. Instead, there's a murder trial. I'm aquitted on all counts, since the lords had the choice at all times to stop leaping.

I wish for a cooler Antarctica.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. Antarctica now looks like 8).

I wish the penguins don't get sick with that yellow Antarctica.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

bugfartboy

Granted. They get sick with a :-* Antarctica.

I wish I wouldn't be a wimp.

Deagonx

Granted, now you have a terrible speech impediment.


I wish my teeth were whiter.
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

bugfartboy

Granted. The bleach you use to whiten your teeth poisons you.

I wish that I had the power over life and death.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. The gravitational power of your body is maintained regardless of your live or death status.

I wish we were singing in a choir at this very moment.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.