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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2475 on: January 06, 2012, 06:19:52 PM »
Granted. Let the popcorn throwing commence...

I wish that K-State didn't have a football game tonight.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2476 on: January 08, 2012, 09:34:07 PM »
Granted. Instead, they have a football game.

I wish for a more genial genie.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2477 on: January 08, 2012, 10:03:01 PM »
Granted. Or it would be, if the genie had more than four hours of sleep, and knew what the word "genial" meant without having to look it up.

I wish for this post to be brought to you by the letter "D"!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2478 on: January 08, 2012, 10:56:48 PM »
Drat. Dat does dampen da deleterious devices devised. I think that the wish is corrupt enough as is that I can't do anything more to make it more corrupt.

I wish for a handy dandy dictionary for the sleep-deprived!

genial: amiable, friendly, genuinely kind
deleterious: harmful
"devices" in this context means "tricks or other dastardly plots"
dastardly is like the adjective that describes you when you're being something that rhymes with this word that I can't say here

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2479 on: January 09, 2012, 06:03:30 AM »
Granted. It's made of your hand. Gee! That actually is handy!

I wish for a speedy recovery.

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« Reply #2480 on: January 09, 2012, 01:44:51 PM »
Wish granted, you recover speedily. Unfortunately, some weeks later, complications result in your death.

I wish to raven.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2481 on: January 09, 2012, 04:25:58 PM »
Sorry; you get one raven instead.

I wish to buy a cat for a song.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2482 on: January 09, 2012, 04:48:32 PM »
Granted. It's a cat that never came back.

I wish for the speedy recovery of a friend.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2483 on: January 09, 2012, 05:06:53 PM »
Wish granted. However, when he recovers he doesn't want to be your friend anymore.

I wish I was 2D.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2484 on: January 09, 2012, 05:10:00 PM »
Granted. Due to the genie's bad eyesight, he makes you 20 years old. Depending on the person, that could be good or bad.

I wish for double daylight savings time.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2485 on: January 09, 2012, 05:15:48 PM »
Wish granted. You now have to adjust your clock twice a day due to daylight savings. Twice a day is much better than 4 times a year, isn't it?

I wish I will not be 20 years old forever.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2486 on: January 09, 2012, 05:21:14 PM »
Granted. You become 20 years and a day old forever.

I wish for loops.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2487 on: January 09, 2012, 05:32:38 PM »
Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Grante

WishException. Script ran for fifteen seconds without really getting anywhere. Genie.exe terminated the instance of Wish.

I wish for a better wish compiler.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2488 on: January 09, 2012, 05:44:50 PM »
Granted. The new wish compiler works with the old one, and continues to be terrible. Just in a co-op sort of way.

I wish for ArticulateDuck to shine on YouTube. Even to the point of everyone becoming blind.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2489 on: January 09, 2012, 07:05:44 PM »
Granted. However, ArtDuck doesn't actually become literally successful. Just very shiny.

I wish for infinite wishes!