Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. It does. But it's not enough to give its decent family everything it wants.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Your life now consists of the substance making your wish! Absolutely nothing! :D

I wish for something.

[ArtDrake]

Granted.

I wish for everything.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It lands on your chest.

I wish for nothing.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You are nothing. You cease to exist.

I wish you all a Happy New Year! :)

[Duskling]

Granted. Everyone has a Happy New Year but you, your New Year is filled with tragedy and anguish.

I wish for a sock filled with wet sand.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. I wear it.

I wish that sand isn't abrasive.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Instead, it's corrosive. *slow clap*

I wish everyone happy 10th day of Christmas; enjoy your lords a'leaping!

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the next day you are arrested and charged with murder. The Lords a'leaping died of exhaustion during the night after a day of ceaseless leaping, and your wish is responsible.

I wish for less festivity.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Instead, there's a murder trial. I'm aquitted on all counts, since the lords had the choice at all times to stop leaping.

I wish for a cooler Antarctica.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. Antarctica now looks like 8).

I wish the penguins don't get sick with that yellow Antarctica.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. They get sick with a :-* Antarctica.

I wish I wouldn't be a wimp.

[Deagonx]

Granted, now you have a terrible speech impediment.


I wish my teeth were whiter.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. The bleach you use to whiten your teeth poisons you.

I wish that I had the power over life and death.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. The gravitational power of your body is maintained regardless of your live or death status.

I wish we were singing in a choir at this very moment.