Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Duskling]

Wish granted, but the soda can you crushed actually contained a toxic gas which killed you instantly.

I wish IT... WASN'T... SPARTA!!!!!!!

[Guye]

Granted, it wasn't sparta. Since history is then changed the movie 300 isn't created and with the spare time the makers of the movie create a new film entitled "It's Over 9000".

I wish I could watch the movie It's Over 9000.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted; the film is so bad, you are traumatised! unfortunately for you, the creator of the film, so were other people. They sue you, adding to your growing depression tht stems from the psychological trauma you suffered. After three years of constant misery, you decide to take your own life. You try to overdose, and fail, but it leaves you so weak, you can't move. You die of thirst in your kitchen, a metre away from the tap. The world celebrates.

I wish for 600,000 pounds, real money, in english currency, delivered to my house, gained legally, and fully useable in all shops.

[Guye]

Granted, but its all given in one-pence pennies, and dropped from an airplane. Your home is crushed under 600,000 pounds of 600,000 pounds.

I wish I had a kind, fluffy, bunny.

[torugo]

wish granted you got a kind fluffy bunny. but it had rabies and you got infected

i wish i could run 50 miless an hour

[Xemadus Echina]

wish granted but this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRPJh-LJq1o happens to you

i wish i could fly up to 6 feet in the air

[torugo]

wish granted you fly up to six feet in the air but find out it is pointless because you are only as high as most people are tall.

i wish you didnt make me laugh so hard with that video

[Xemadus Echina]

Granted, I make you laugh with this video instead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2b8ENc_Ak

i wish some1 made me laugh

[torugo]

wish granted but i laughed at it so hard i couldnt breathe amd suffocated and you got arressted for showing it to me

i wish i could get a grip now
(thanks for that i needed a good laugh)

[Duskling]

Wish granted, but then everyone but you started laughing again, so you felt akward.

I wish I would go on a skiing trip, not break any bones, body parts, or kill myself.

[torugo]

wish granted you didnt die or break anything but you got froze over in a blizzard.

i wish i wasnt forced to watch such a retarded movie during 11the grade taks at my school

[Duskling]

Wish granted, you were forced to watch an even more retarded movie.

I wish I could fix anything and everything, but was not famous for it.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, you'll take years just to fix anything.

I wish I was Mr Creosote.

[Duskling]

Wish granted, but since I don't know who that is, you'll just have to settle for becoming Britney Spears.

I wish I ken who Mr. Creosote was/is.

[Guye]

Wish granted, I introduce you to Mr. Creosote, but as I do he eats a mint and explodes, showering you with half-digested gourmet.

I wish to meet Brian Cohen.