Fortunately unfortunately

[bugfartboy]

Fortunatly he was kidnapped by ninja penguins. Oh wait. Ninja penguins are worst. Make that an unfortunatly.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Fortunately, the ninja penguins are the non tortureing to death sort.

[bugfartboy]

Unfortuantly they love to eat bugs. Ecspecially farting one. And they try to eat me alive.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Toughness you fart too much and give them indigestion so they spit you up.

[bugfartboy]

Unfortuatly I don't survive the trauma.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

unfortunately he had already died

[ArtDrake]

Fortunately, we could afford the funeral

(Sorry: I keep clicking new, and it sends me the the oldest new post, and I think it's the newest)

[Zackirus]

unfortunately the forum members are all still on the plane that is about cr.... opps too late.

[bugfartboy]

Fortunatly bugfartboy was there to catch them all in ghost form.

[ArtDrake]

Unfortunately, they were in ghost form.

[bugfartboy]

Fortunately, the lab of Frankenstien was nearby and he was able to give life to their dead bodies.

[ArtDrake]

Unfortunately, they didn't have the ghosts/souls (not that souls are real) in them, and thus couldn't be people.

[bugfartboy]

Fortunatly, bugfartboy was still a ghost and brought the souls back to the proper revived bodies.

[ArtDrake]

Unfortunately, souls still don't exist; once you're dead, you tend to just get deader.

[bugfartboy]

Fortunatly, Duckling was wrong and they were all revived.