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Mopman

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Re: Park bench
« Reply #210 on: October 30, 2010, 02:39:41 PM »

Wouldn't that kill someone? I start quoting Shakespeare at the top of my voice.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #211 on: October 30, 2010, 07:11:29 PM »

I take a very long indestructible and forcefield proof straw and get fresh air using it. I also set one up for my dog. I then fart.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #212 on: October 31, 2010, 02:34:15 PM »

I never said you couldn't leave the forcefield at any time... I just said the air around you and your dog couldn't get out. Leave when it gets stuffy.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #213 on: November 01, 2010, 01:00:14 PM »

Well, to quote somebody "I have a forcefield anuller ray" and i use it to. I belch in your face after eating a garlic sandwich. (Literally garlic cloves, between 2 pieces of garlic bread) and a buffet table full of onions.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #214 on: November 04, 2010, 07:07:18 PM »

Sadly, the forcefield no longer is married. The anuller ray did its work. Meanwhile, inside the bubble, I start to give Buggy a foot massage.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #215 on: March 23, 2011, 10:20:44 PM »

Buggy leans back and enjoys it. Then boots you out. Then my diabetic dog licks you. Trust me. That's one of the worst things in the world that can happen to you. And the worst part is, it NEVER COMES OFF!!!!!!!
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #216 on: March 24, 2011, 05:30:45 PM »

I must have had an anuerism at that point. Why would I give you a foot massage?

I must have meant a foot message, along the lines of a kick.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #217 on: April 09, 2011, 10:17:35 AM »

I build bench number two and place my KotH character* upon it next to me to guard it right after it burns bench 1 and now my bench is bench 1.

*a fire cat ghost
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #218 on: April 25, 2011, 11:08:09 PM »

I return from exile and take a seat, hopefully allowed by the others?
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #219 on: April 26, 2011, 09:17:29 PM »

I friend hug you and allow you to continue to sit as we talk about stuff.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #220 on: April 26, 2011, 09:19:02 PM »

Feeling betrayed, I walk up and start screaming at both of you, while using big fancy fancy words to make you feel not-smart.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #221 on: April 26, 2011, 09:20:39 PM »

When you're done I friend hug you too and offer you a seat.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #222 on: April 27, 2011, 03:02:48 PM »

Shrugging off the hug, I take the seat and begin to slowly worm Namelesskitty off the seat while distracting with small talk. "I really thing you ought to take the "Holy" out of your name. It's a little egocentric."
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #223 on: April 27, 2011, 08:09:15 PM »

You forget that I am divine prophet of Craiginism, plus my name would feel so incomplete without it. When I fall off the bench I cry at your deceit and underhanded selfish maneuvers.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #224 on: April 27, 2011, 08:11:14 PM »

Unmoved, I simply point out that Holy Wars is dead.
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