Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Instead, they flatten you, by giving you WAY too many pieces to learn.

I wish people would show be where, on a soul, the nerve endings are that would sense heat.

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[bugfartboy]

Granted, but who ever said souls need nerves to sense heat?

I wish I could clone any one person of my choice and have them completely loyal to me.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You accidentally clone G.W.B.

I wish you would explain how heat can be sensed without nerve endings, as heat is the level of motion on a molecular level. If souls are immaterial, then how can there be any heat that souls are capable of sensing? Religion just doesn't make sense to me when I pick it apart.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, you stop posting the argument here and thereby spamming.

I wish for fish with my ish fish wish dish.

[ArtDrake]

Well, you didn't grant my wish, so I won't grant yours.

I wish that logical insight and reasonable debate wasn't seen as spamming.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead It's seen as spamming.

I wish that you would drop the complaining Ducky.

[ArtDrake]

Unfortunately, I have no complaining Ducky to drop. Perhaps you meant to put in a comma?

I wish that I could wish whatever the heck I wanted, and have my wish granted before corrupted, instead of simply ignored or denied.

[cyso]

Wish granted. With that wish granted, you wish for a new car. It appears 2 feet above your head. Gravity is still in effect.
I wish I could watch a world class symphony orchestra.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you are deaf and blind.

I wish that everyone would hear the Gospel within the next two days so we can get off this once beautiful, ever dying, planet we call earth.

[TheWanderingShadow]

Granted. Unfortunately, many don't believe it.

I wish I had time to finish my Two Academies entry.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But sadly, The Two Academies died along with most of this forum.

It doesn't matter if try believe it. They just need to hear it.

I wish that batteries never died.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Batteries now have immortal souls. You have uncovered the origins of religion.

I wish people wouldn't be so pessimistic. Earth IS NOT DYING.

[Duskling]

Granted, then we move to Mars... which is dying at the moment.

I wish that I would preform well in the musical concert coming up.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted everyone else makes you sound bad.

I wish people would stop making unsupported claims.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. They make completely supported claims that obliterate certain "Theories" that are currently being discussed. *cough* evolution *cough*

I wish that you would drop it and leave the games alone, Namelesskitty and Duckling.