Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It's over you. Everyone hates you. You get thrown in the pit with Magnilus the Spriggat.

I wish I was as powerful as Magnilus the Spriggat.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. But how to get out of the pit....

I wish that no one would tazer me.

[bugfartboy]

Granted, they slowly eat you alive.

I wish that I was Magnilus the Spriggat who escaped the pit.

[ArtDrake]

Granted, but you're more him than you, so... hey, there Malignus!

I wish people wouldn't make suicidal wishes.

[bugfartboy]

Granted, they make homicidal wishes.

I wish I could tell the difference between Duckling and Duskling.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted; it's the name.
I wish to sleep without dying during, before or after.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It's an eternal coma.

I wish for the rain to become bar soap.

[ArtDrake]

Granted; you are cleaned.

I wish the UEN existed, and was epic.

[Duskling]

Granted, but then I joined. :D

I wish for the second act of Echoes to come out soon.

[ArtDrake]

Me, too. I'm not corrupting that one.

I wish for Sonny 3, with a better combat system.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you don't live long enough to see it.

I wish for no allergies. (stupid hay-fever).

[Steelfist]

You have cured the world of allergies. Unfortunately, you die painfully.


I wish that all would convert to the one true faith; steelism.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But they realize that it is a pack of lies and kill you.

I wish everyone liked the image my sig links to.

[ArtDrake]

What the cuss?

I wish I could get a PM response out of someone, esp. Holy Nameless and Rainen.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It's a response saying, don't PM me again. Then that add you to their Blacklist. Congrats.

I wish turkey was the US national bird.