King of the hill

[Steelfist]

I nuke the hill. Make a new one. My hill.

I  set up an invincible army, numbering several million, of totally loyal immortal humans, that can't feel pain or sustain any damage to their bodies, and have super strength, around the Hill. They carry flamethrowers and guns that fire lasers 600 times hotter than the sun, but the guns aren't affected by heat as they are magical. Perfectly defeat-able.

[ArtDrake]

I offer them a dental plan. They're mine. My hill.

[Steelfist]

Totally loyal. My Hill. And they don't need a dental plan; they're invincible.

[ArtDrake]

No one is totally loyal. Medicare. My Hill. And describe exactly how something can be invincible without being a black hole.

[bugfartboy]

Simple. Impenetrable body surface, no need to breathe, etc.

[ArtDrake]

If they have no need to breathe, how do they get their energy?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

while you two are arguing I sneak up and take the hill my ghost hill

[bugfartboy]

While THN steals the hill, I release a virus that destroys everything website that has the word "Sinister" and "Design" and continues to spread destroying anything that is created in the future. There is no more hill. I win.

[ArtDrake]

I sweep up the mess, and continue to play King of the Hill. My Hill. APoC, if you don't want to play, you don't have to.

[bugfartboy]

I'm in an alliance with Cypher and Steelfist. I'm not gonna quit just yet. You give me the hill in awe of my destructive power. Our hill!

[ArtDrake]

I take it back when I realize that any random schmo off the street can have supremity here. My Hill.

[bugfartboy]

I smack you on both cheeks (high or low, I won't say) and take the hill while you stand there rubbing the smack mark.
Our hill!

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I burn the hill to cinders and create a burning shadow of a hill, which then becomes the hill, our hill

[ArtDrake]

And I reinforce it with the Holy Vampire.

[bugfartboy]

I use my wraith like powers to take control Of your holy vampire by giving it a small scratch on the arm and undermine the supports of the shadow hill so that it falls into sunlight, which destroys it. I then use the holy vampires ability to move quickly and rebuild the hill in a secure location.