Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[cyso]

Granted. He steals all of the tacos except the last. The last one gets stepped on.
I wish I get a perfect score on all of my finals.

[ArtDrake]

Granted; you did, but everyone forgot. Try using the corect tense next time, if you please.

I wish I could remember to post a wish.

[Duskling]

Granted, but guess what? TAZE!

I wish that my taco was not stolen, rotten, or dirty in any way and that I got to eat it.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. You know what I'm going to say, don't you? It was poisoned.

I wish for a dish of fish that can not harm anyone in any way, that I do not eat, nor touch, see, smell, or be within 60000 metres without moving at all.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You are within 60000 meters without moving at all.

I wish people would take their sentence construction seriously.

[Steelfist]

Granted. You commi suicide, as your only purpose is to correct sentence construction. I should have seen that error, though.

I wish for Order.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You Order some lo mein noodles.

I wish for a bit of Chaos.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. Your house is broken into and trashed.

I wish to be the unbeatable and uncontested ruler of All That Exists!

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Everything stops existing for fear of what might happen if it continues to.

I wish that people would recognize my governmental post. I am fully qualified for the job I occupy; I even have an Evil Prime Minister.

(My job is Galactic Lord, and I mow lawns during the summer)

[cyso]

Granted. People recognize your post, and assassinate you once they realize who you are.
I wish I could play Capriccio Espagnol perfectly on my cello.

(P.S. Where's the tense error?)

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You could if you were better.
You probably wish you had gotten a perfect score...

I wish for the next person's reply to be after I finish editing this wish in.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, TAZER FOR NO INITIALLY POSTING A WISH!!!!!

I wish for a cherry Danish (the food) or some other sort of food that is yummy.

[ArtDrake]

Edible Danish people are good with cherries. You'll have to be more specific than "(the food)"; Danish people are food for jaguars, lions, tigers, and grizzly bears. Girl Scout cookies are good, too. Made with real girl scouts.

I wish that no one would speak Afrikaans on the forums.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted but everyone starts speaking العربية

I wish I wasn't the only Arabic speaker on the forum.

[ArtDrake]

Granted -- you weren't. But now you are.

Jeg taler ikke et ord af Dansk.