Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[cyso]

Granted. You use Dark Vortex and kill several people with the collateral damage. You are tried for murder and given the lethal injection.
I wish I could come up with a new user name.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You could. But you don't.

I wish my copy of Flash CS4 wasn't screwy and didn't not respond to keyboard input.

[HeadShot]

Granted. It is now EVEN MORE SCREWY! AHAHA!

I wish i wore Hellion's mask.

[ArtDrake]

Granted, and "i" looks something like this:

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I wish for a Cube of Purpleness.

[HeadShot]

Granted. You throw it away because it is too purple.

I wish Tastidian would just commit suicide.

[cyso]

Granted. He blows himself up with shockwave. You are killed along with the rest of your team in the blast.
I wish I had the pre-order of TSoG.

[HeadShot]

Granted. It is actually and adult film.

I wish Nelis never existed but I existed and killed Cerzak but let Grotuis live doing that.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Nelis never existed. It was all a dream....

I wish people wouldn't let this thread die.

[HeadShot]

Granted. They let it die.  ;)

I wish for food.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You don't get any.  ;)

I wish people would corrupt wishes, instead of blatantly not granting them.

[HeadShot]

Granted. Everyone starts spamming.

I wish I had Pyro Hail And Inferno Shield On TSoG. (I'm playing on a diffrent data.)

[TheWanderingShadow]

Wish granted. An Ice Age comes.

I wish that TVtropes wasn't so addicting.

[ArtDrake]

Well, it wasn't, and they tried running the site like that, but then it collapsed. So that's why they made it addicting.

I wish for snooze.

[HeadShot]

Granted. It Fails.

I wish It snows.

P.S. I hace Pyro Hail And Inferno Shield Now.

[ArtDrake]

There is no way I'm corrupting that until hell the East Coast freezes over.

I wish for this post not to be deleted. This time, I only used the word for comic effect.