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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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bugfartboy

Granted. Let the popcorn throwing commence...

I wish that K-State didn't have a football game tonight.

ArtDrake

Granted. Instead, they have a football game.

I wish for a more genial genie.

bugfartboy

Granted. Or it would be, if the genie had more than four hours of sleep, and knew what the word "genial" meant without having to look it up.

I wish for this post to be brought to you by the letter "D"!

ArtDrake

Drat. Dat does dampen da deleterious devices devised. I think that the wish is corrupt enough as is that I can't do anything more to make it more corrupt.

I wish for a handy dandy dictionary for the sleep-deprived!

genial: amiable, friendly, genuinely kind
deleterious: harmful
"devices" in this context means "tricks or other dastardly plots"
dastardly is like the adjective that describes you when you're being something that rhymes with this word that I can't say here

bugfartboy

Granted. It's made of your hand. Gee! That actually is handy!

I wish for a speedy recovery.

Steelfist

Wish granted, you recover speedily. Unfortunately, some weeks later, complications result in your death.

I wish to raven.

ArtDrake

Sorry; you get one raven instead.

I wish to buy a cat for a song.

bugfartboy

Granted. It's a cat that never came back.

I wish for the speedy recovery of a friend.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. However, when he recovers he doesn't want to be your friend anymore.

I wish I was 2D.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted. Due to the genie's bad eyesight, he makes you 20 years old. Depending on the person, that could be good or bad.

I wish for double daylight savings time.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. You now have to adjust your clock twice a day due to daylight savings. Twice a day is much better than 4 times a year, isn't it?

I wish I will not be 20 years old forever.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

bugfartboy

Granted. You become 20 years and a day old forever.

I wish for loops.

ArtDrake

Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Grante

WishException. Script ran for fifteen seconds without really getting anywhere. Genie.exe terminated the instance of Wish.

I wish for a better wish compiler.

bugfartboy

Granted. The new wish compiler works with the old one, and continues to be terrible. Just in a co-op sort of way.

I wish for ArticulateDuck to shine on YouTube. Even to the point of everyone becoming blind.

ArtDrake

Granted. However, ArtDuck doesn't actually become literally successful. Just very shiny.

I wish for infinite wishes!