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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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bugfartboy

Granted.

I wish for a more accurate corruption.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. The corruption hits on the bull's eye. However, the bull got mad and runs after you.

I wish that the next poster grants my previous wish.

Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Steelfist

Wish granted. You are dissolved in Holy Acid. That has to hurt undead organic matter.

I wish for Thief 4 to be more like Thief 2 than Thief 3.

ArtDrake

Granted. It is now Thief < 2.5.

I wish for cats. Made of zinc.

Sythion

Wish granted. your cats all have zinc poisoning.

i wish i could sleep more.

(off topic how come this died?)

Hunger is the best spice.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. You're bitten by the Tsetse fly that carried the African trypanosomiasis protozoa.

I wish this topic was alive in the last 6 months.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted. However, the Ghost of the Past Perfect [or, Ghost of Perfect Past, if you want to be Dickensian about it] haunts you for it for six months. (ooooooooo...! Wooooo....! had beeeeeennn alive.....)

I wish for the Ghostbusters to come along and get rid of the ghost for you.

Ertxiem

#2542
Wish granted. The Ghostbusters get rid of the ghost for me but not for you, so whenever I make a grammar or spelling error, the ghost will haunt you!

I wish my Inklish Grammer was better.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted. You can now gram the people of Inkland more effectively. Enjoy!

I wish that the sock monster didn't eat my socks.

TheWanderingShadow

Granted. The monster eats the rest of your clothes instead.

I wish there was a program that generated sprites.
_   _   _   ___     ___     _   _    ___   |  |
\ \/  \/ / '| _  \  / / \ \  |  \| |  / /  _  |_|
\_/\_ /   |_|\'\  \ \ / /  |_\_ |  \ \_./   O

Ertxiem

Wish granted. However, they're the sprites generated are only sets of randomly coloured pixels.

I wish my socks didn't smell so bed!

Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

bugfartboy

Granted. Your socks smell pillow, rather than simply bed.

I wish for an ATP pill.

ArtDrake

Granted. However, it's not the ATP you wanted -- it's ammonium triphosphate.

I wish for some good cheese.

Ertxiem

Wish granted, it's under your shoe, you just stepped over it.

I wish to say goodbye.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted. However, you failed to take the opportunity when it arose, and now you are living in regret of this moment for the rest of your days.

I wish for a fox.