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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Ertxiem

Wish granted, however you forget how to play it.

I wish I could play the guitar harmoniously.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted, but your guitar was stolen.

I wish for an undead fluffy kitten.

bugfartboy

Granted. But Revive Kills Zombies, and you lose it.

I wish for health.

Kaseke

You get health. But it costs you all your money, you lose your home, get depressed, and die.

I wish for something simple.
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

ArtDrake

Granted. The feeling of knowing that your wish was uncorrupted. Oh, and by the way... that isn't actually something.

I wish for subtlety.

Ertxiem

As I'm writting, I'm giving you the opportunity of never being able to visit the Sinister Design Forums again.

I wish I was more subtle. (Actually, I'm not sure if I really can be more sublte than forgetting to press the "post" button. I'm glad the ctrl+shift+T re-opens the tab and firefox manages to save what I typed!)
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Kaseke

Granted. Now you think your too subtle and want to be back to your old self.

I wish for subtitles?
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. It's your sig, however it's not related to what you post.

I also wish to be the winner of this game.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted. You conquer all opposing Australian factions, only to realize that you needed the kangaroos all along -- by conquering them and destroying their spirits, you lost the only friends you could ever have in this world.

I wish I were less melodramatic.

Steelfist

Wish granted. You speak in a flat, droning monotone at all times - even in an emotional state - and display no facial expression ever again. People either think you boring or discomfiting, and you die alone, friendless and scarcely remembered. While engraving your gravestone, the mason forgot what he was doing, and thus never finished it; he delivered the unfinished work to your disinterested family. No-one noticed. No-one cared enough to look.

I wish writing the above passage had been less depressing.

Kaseke

Wish granted. You now find joy in everything that's depressing! The next day you kill yourself, just for the fun of it.

I wish that I was The Walrus
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. You're a magazine

I wish I was made of paper.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

bugfartboy

Granted, but you forget your condition, and go for a swim. Now you're black and white, and wet all over.

I wish for a better joke.

Kaseke

Granted, but you are the joke!

I wish I had some candy.
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

ArtDrake

Granted. It rots your teeth.

I wish for a pan-galactic gargle-blaster.