King of the hill

[Cypher]

After all this time, STILL OUR HILL. Don't let King of the Hill die! Somebody, post!

[algebra15]

I unleash a barrel of monkeys on the hill. ALL MINE!!

[Cypher]

I nuke it with my Plasma Bomb. My hill.

[Xemadus Echina]

i put the hill in the void of space. My hill

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I use my cute kittyness to make you give me the hill, my hill.

[algebra15]

I use exploding playing cards to eat your kitty. My hill.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I am too cute and you take pity on me and don't chew, then I claw my way out of your stomach thus killing you.

[Steelfist]

I, too, eat you. I chew, killing you, as cuteness does not affect me. OUR HILL. I take it the alliance still stands, Cypher?

[Cypher]

Of course.

[Cypher]

I'm glad I revived King Of The Hill

[algebra15]

I shove the two of you together in a close cell by temporarily removing the oxygen from the atmosphere in the hill zone so cypher can't use FIRE, and sell steelfist some anti-rust varnish, spray it on him, and tell him he can't move until it's dry. I promptly shove the two of you together in a close cell then. I restore  the oxygen, and cypher's fire burns again. It doesn't harm steelfist, but It heats him up. Then I spray them  both with liquid nitrogen. Cypher unfreezes himself gradually, but steelfist's steel is hardened, and he can't move. Ever. I put him in a scrapyard. Then I put cypher in a titanium superfreezer. It would take all his energy just to get rid of some of the ice, let alone melt the titanium. With no one on the hill, I claim it as mine. MY HILL.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

my ghost drives you into madness, and then takes over your body, unless you want an alliance in which case our hill, otherwise, my hill.

[algebra15]

Sounds good (the alliance). How about when I'm a red cape?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

excellent.

[algebra15]

Okay. It's an alliance of explosion power and kitty power, vs. Steel power and firepower. Who wins? Us, of course.