Whoops. And in case that didn't work...
I say hi to myself on the way in. Then I solve the unsolvable ones, and I disregard the unsolvable ones I can't solve. Then I add two halves to the cage, and BAM! there's a [w]hole! I take namelesskitty out. Since I don't know exactly what's guarding me, and it's not real, I ignore them. Then I cut some holes in spacetime, glue spacetime back together with Industrial Strength Elmer's Glue, but in the right shape to make a closed timelike loop. namlesskitty and I go around the loop, and end up five hours before you tossed us to where we are. We proceed to have a lovely tea without you guys. (With jam and cookies, too. You'll wish you hadn't missed it) Then, five hours later, we jump back through the Stargate right when you throw us in, say hi to ourselves, and knock you unconscious. Cypher goes back in the freezer, and this time has White Capes, Spriggats, and Shadowling Guardians running obfuscation, so you can't contact anyone. I melt down Steelfist, and separate him into 37 globules of molten steel. I put these all in depolarizing containers, which prevents him from magnetially pulling himself back together. I then put all of these at the center of some suns on opposite ends of the galaxy.