Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Duskling]

Granted, it got locked because of so many posts.

I wish for a cat.

[Cypher]

Granted, it scratches your face.

I wish more people played 'LOST PLANET 2'.

[Duskling]

Granted, but someone hacked it and spoiled the party.

I wish for a cake that didn't explode.

[Cypher]

Granted, but you tripped and your face fell flat on the cake.

I wish for a bush-baby.

[Duskling]

Granted, but it turned into a Bush-baby, you can guess what that means.

I wish for a can of sloppy joe stuff.

[algebra15]

Granted, but it turned into sloppy Joe Stuff. (I empathize for Joe)

I wish that the fact that it starts with an "i", and GeoKids wasn't the only reason people knew about iguanas.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

granted, now nobody knows about iguanas at all (hey, they're not the only reasons anymore, now they aren't reasons at all)

I wish my fridge worked

[Duskling]

Granted, but all the milk spoiled. Poor kitty!

I wish for a can of chunky soup (and it can't be expired or poisoned!).

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, but I spilled my spoiled milk on it.

I wish for another carton of milk that isn't spoiled.

[Duskling]

Granted, it was frozen.

I wish for a      , and for you to figure out what it is.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, but your ___ ate all of your fruit salad.

I wish I had superpowers

[Duskling]

Granted, but the superpower you chose was the ability to kill yourself.

I wish for a taco

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, but you burned your mouth while eating it.

I wish for more fruit salad, Duskling's ___ ate all of mine

[Duskling]

Granted, but pizzas can't eat fruit salad, so you couldn't eat all the fruit salad by yourself.

I wish that namelesskitty understood that I love tacos... and spicy food.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, the taco was hot in terms of heat not spicyness

I wish that I could eat all of my fruit salad