Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[cyso]

Wish granted. Some Sith or Jedi or random people who hate force users come over an kill you.
I wish my school project was already finished.

[Presentiment]

Wish granted. Scientists take you into a remote Antarctic lab where they sedate and vivisect you.

I wish I was super-mentally retarded.

[Zackirus]

Wish Granted. You are also taken to Antarica to be studied by scientists. Your so stupid they wonder how you even breathe!

I wished all people respected Canada

[Presentiment]

You didn't get my wish, so you didn't corrupt it.

I wished I was super-retarded so I wouldn't be aware of anything. I wouldn't even know if anyone took me to Cantarctica.

It is a near-incorruptible wish; you have to get more creative...

[cyso]

Wish granted. You stumble in front of a car.
I wish I had enough time to take a nap.

[Presentiment]

Wish granted. You stumble in front of a car.

So?

Whatev, wish granted, you wake up in a cave 50 years later.

[Steel Ersatz Man]

You didn't put a wish.

I wish I had the power to turn invisible and back again willingly as many times I want and I know how to control it and that people sort of know I'm there. You know, when your in a corridor and you just decide to avoid a certain space. So, I couldn't be killed by traffic or by someone just pushing me into a spike or something. Good luck trying to find a loophole for that!

[Dayn]

Wish granted. People get scared by you so they lock you up in a gas room.



I wish I had all the food in the world.

[Steel Ersatz Man]

Wish granted, unfortunately it's in your belly and you explode from having a mound of food the size of Everest in your stomach.

I wish that people would post stuff faster on these forums.

[Zhampir]

Wish granted, the forums go down indefinitely due to flooding.

I wish I wasn't randomly depressed.

[MikeW781]

wish granted, you are gifted with bipolar disorder to keep your depression more predictible

for those who will say it varies even with bipolar disorder, you can scientifically prove when either mania or depression is incoming due to hormonal levels

I wish I owned the Playboy Mansion

[cyso]

Wish granted. It catches on fire and kills you.
I wish I had good shoes.

[Zhampir]

Wish granted, I have better shoes, and your jealousy agonizes you constantly.

I wish my (currently ex) girlfriend wouldn't break up with me every time her period hits.

[cyso]

Wish granted. She permanently breaks up with you at a random time when her period doesn't hit.
I wish I could run a mile in under 5 minutes.

[Zhampir]

Wish granted, your feet literally fall off.

I wish it would be two weeks from now, all ready.