Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Steelfist]

Wish granted: They realize, and their hearts are broken. They die of sadness. Everybody dies of sadness.

I wish for a wish that has no negative consequences.

[Deagonx]

Granted, the wish has no negative consequences, the corruption does.


I wish for 'simple machines forum' in the top right to be in all capitals.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. Each letter in 'simple machines forum' is now the capital of its own country.

I wish I didn't had have 99% of a hill.

Edit: The grammar's SS made me change my wish.   :'(

[Deagonx]

Wish granted. Each letter in 'simple machines forum' is now the capital of its own country.

I wish I didn't had 99% of a hill.

The Genie is a grammar nazi and slaps you.


I wish there wasn't a tiny hole in the knee of my new jeans :(

[TheWanderingShadow]

Granted. It's a gigantic hole now.

I wish for a great book to read.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. The book is so great that after you finish reading it, you want to read it over and over again. As a small consequence, you will never play TSoG, just because you're reading the book.

I wish I had 5 large holes in my head.

[Deagonx]

Granted, you obtain 5 more pores. Large enough, right?


I wish I understood physics.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Now you understand why your barber can read your mind... oh, wait. Those are psychics.

I wish I could take chemistry and biology in the same year.

[Deagonx]

Granted. Now you understand why your barber can read your mind... oh, wait. Those are psychics.

I wish I could take chemistry and biology in the same year.

Granted, from January to June you can take biology. Then, in that later year, you can take Chemistry from September to december.


I wish we could all just... get along.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. We all get along really well with one person each.

I wish for a cranberry pie.

[Deagonx]

Granted, a cranberry pie appears already chewed in your stomach. I saved the eating part for you. <3


I wish my dog didn't have hip displasia.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. It didn't, but now it does.

And it's spelled "dysplasia."

I wish your dog were 50% smaller. Then its dysplasia would go away.

[pruneman]

granted. since the dog is smaller then so is its bladder to it pees on quackey's face. not my fault

I WANNA FREAKIN PONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYthat doesnt hurt me or inconvenience me in any way

[Chrono]

Granted. The pony runs away.

I wish pruneman would start with "I wish..."

[TheWanderingShadow]

Granted. He starts with "I wish", then doesn't finish.

I wish for a better video card.