Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Let the popcorn throwing commence...

I wish that K-State didn't have a football game tonight.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Instead, they have a football game.

I wish for a more genial genie.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Or it would be, if the genie had more than four hours of sleep, and knew what the word "genial" meant without having to look it up.

I wish for this post to be brought to you by the letter "D"!

[ArtDrake]

Drat. Dat does dampen da deleterious devices devised. I think that the wish is corrupt enough as is that I can't do anything more to make it more corrupt.

I wish for a handy dandy dictionary for the sleep-deprived!

genial: amiable, friendly, genuinely kind
deleterious: harmful
"devices" in this context means "tricks or other dastardly plots"
dastardly is like the adjective that describes you when you're being something that rhymes with this word that I can't say here

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It's made of your hand. Gee! That actually is handy!

I wish for a speedy recovery.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted, you recover speedily. Unfortunately, some weeks later, complications result in your death.

I wish to raven.

[ArtDrake]

Sorry; you get one raven instead.

I wish to buy a cat for a song.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It's a cat that never came back.

I wish for the speedy recovery of a friend.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, when he recovers he doesn't want to be your friend anymore.

I wish I was 2D.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Due to the genie's bad eyesight, he makes you 20 years old. Depending on the person, that could be good or bad.

I wish for double daylight savings time.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You now have to adjust your clock twice a day due to daylight savings. Twice a day is much better than 4 times a year, isn't it?

I wish I will not be 20 years old forever.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You become 20 years and a day old forever.

I wish for loops.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Grante

WishException. Script ran for fifteen seconds without really getting anywhere. Genie.exe terminated the instance of Wish.

I wish for a better wish compiler.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. The new wish compiler works with the old one, and continues to be terrible. Just in a co-op sort of way.

I wish for ArticulateDuck to shine on YouTube. Even to the point of everyone becoming blind.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. However, ArtDuck doesn't actually become literally successful. Just very shiny.

I wish for infinite wishes!