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Offline Ertxiem

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2550 on: September 15, 2012, 05:25:17 PM »
Wish granted. You got an orange one... in fact it's Firefox! :P And you can use it for free.

I wish to daydream (but I can't because it's night).
Ert, the Dead Cow.
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« Reply #2551 on: September 15, 2012, 07:21:32 PM »
Granted. You daydream all night, until you shake yourself out of your drooling daze in the morning to realize you've had no sleep whatsoever.

I wish for a certain small amount of recognition in niche communities. [Now, where might I already have such a thing? I dunno!]

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« Reply #2552 on: September 15, 2012, 08:51:26 PM »
Granted. It's in prison. XD

I wish for a mirage bowl.

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« Reply #2553 on: September 15, 2012, 09:54:51 PM »
Granted! You're saved! Oh, wait, no... it was just a mirage.

I wish for the Earth to rotate around its axis at 24/25ths the rate it does presently.

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« Reply #2554 on: September 15, 2012, 10:34:50 PM »
Granted. But it's another earth. Turns out owl man was right about that. Meanwhile, we're spinning around to a degree great enough to counteract the physical pull of gravity.

I wish for some feedback on my reinstated story.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2555 on: September 16, 2012, 04:47:23 AM »
Wish granted. Your story sucks and nobody will want to read it more than the first paragraph.

I wish I wasn't so mean and unfair.
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With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2556 on: September 16, 2012, 05:55:03 AM »
Granted. Instead you're Ert, meanest and unfairest of them all.

I wish for cheese.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2557 on: September 16, 2012, 06:27:32 AM »
Wish granted to another wisher.
Wish granted, it's under your shoe, you just stepped over it.
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I wish I could be more benevolent.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2558 on: September 16, 2012, 06:35:44 AM »
Granted. You have good intentions, but nothing goes the way you wish. Duckling just died in a terrible fire. Thanks for trying to keep him warm, though.

I wish for a resurrected Duckling.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2559 on: September 16, 2012, 12:54:31 PM »
Raah! I am Duckling; feel my quack!

I wish I had been assigned less homework.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2560 on: September 16, 2012, 01:51:43 PM »
Granted. But I, in my indescribable lazyness pass my homework along to you. On the bright side of the completely dark moon, most of it is Pre-Calc.

I wish for wrath.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2561 on: September 16, 2012, 04:20:20 PM »
You get your wrath, but sadly your genie is none other than Mike Tyson. He interprets what you say as "Rap" and gives you a free Lil Wayne CD.


I wish for a Cell Phone with unlimited texts 4 fr33
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2562 on: September 16, 2012, 04:45:45 PM »
Granted. However, it's autocorrect ability takes away your ability to ever speak in 1337 again.

I wish for good test scores.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2563 on: September 16, 2012, 04:47:31 PM »
Granted. They are in your Civics and Economics class, where you needed them least.

I wish for Buggy not to give me his homework again, since PreCalc homework is nearly pointless.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2564 on: September 16, 2012, 05:02:52 PM »
Buggy no longer gives you his homework, but I start. Because I am taking Pre-Calculus Honors.

I wish I would never forget to make a wish.
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?