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Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Ertxiem

Wish granted. You got an orange one... in fact it's Firefox! :P And you can use it for free.

I wish to daydream (but I can't because it's night).
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted. You daydream all night, until you shake yourself out of your drooling daze in the morning to realize you've had no sleep whatsoever.

I wish for a certain small amount of recognition in niche communities. [Now, where might I already have such a thing? I dunno!]

bugfartboy

Granted. It's in prison. XD

I wish for a mirage bowl.

ArtDrake

Granted! You're saved! Oh, wait, no... it was just a mirage.

I wish for the Earth to rotate around its axis at 24/25ths the rate it does presently.

bugfartboy

Granted. But it's another earth. Turns out owl man was right about that. Meanwhile, we're spinning around to a degree great enough to counteract the physical pull of gravity.

I wish for some feedback on my reinstated story.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. Your story sucks and nobody will want to read it more than the first paragraph.

I wish I wasn't so mean and unfair.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

bugfartboy

Granted. Instead you're Ert, meanest and unfairest of them all.

I wish for cheese.

Ertxiem

Wish granted to another wisher.
Quote from: Ertxiem on September 15, 2012, 06:46:44 PM
Wish granted, it's under your shoe, you just stepped over it.
[...]

I wish I could be more benevolent.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

bugfartboy

Granted. You have good intentions, but nothing goes the way you wish. Duckling just died in a terrible fire. Thanks for trying to keep him warm, though.

I wish for a resurrected Duckling.

ArtDrake

Raah! I am Duckling; feel my quack!

I wish I had been assigned less homework.

bugfartboy

Granted. But I, in my indescribable lazyness pass my homework along to you. On the bright side of the completely dark moon, most of it is Pre-Calc.

I wish for wrath.

Deagonx

You get your wrath, but sadly your genie is none other than Mike Tyson. He interprets what you say as "Rap" and gives you a free Lil Wayne CD.


I wish for a Cell Phone with unlimited texts 4 fr33
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

TheWanderingShadow

Granted. However, it's autocorrect ability takes away your ability to ever speak in 1337 again.

I wish for good test scores.
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ArtDrake

Granted. They are in your Civics and Economics class, where you needed them least.

I wish for Buggy not to give me his homework again, since PreCalc homework is nearly pointless.

Deagonx

Buggy no longer gives you his homework, but I start. Because I am taking Pre-Calculus Honors.

I wish I would never forget to make a wish.
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?