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Offline Ertxiem

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2595 on: October 06, 2012, 03:26:33 PM »
Wish granted, however you forget how to play it.

I wish I could play the guitar harmoniously.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2596 on: October 06, 2012, 08:40:31 PM »
Granted, but your guitar was stolen.

I wish for an undead fluffy kitten.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2597 on: October 07, 2012, 03:08:15 PM »
Granted. But Revive Kills Zombies, and you lose it.

I wish for health.
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« Reply #2598 on: October 07, 2012, 11:51:42 PM »
You get health. But it costs you all your money, you lose your home, get depressed, and die.

I wish for something simple.
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« Reply #2599 on: October 09, 2012, 06:00:23 PM »
Granted. The feeling of knowing that your wish was uncorrupted. Oh, and by the way... that isn't actually something.

I wish for subtlety.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2600 on: October 09, 2012, 06:29:22 PM »
As I'm writting, I'm giving you the opportunity of never being able to visit the Sinister Design Forums again.

I wish I was more subtle. (Actually, I'm not sure if I really can be more sublte than forgetting to press the "post" button. I'm glad the ctrl+shift+T re-opens the tab and firefox manages to save what I typed!)
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« Reply #2601 on: October 10, 2012, 03:02:29 AM »
Granted. Now you think your too subtle and want to be back to your old self.

I wish for subtitles?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2602 on: October 10, 2012, 03:47:01 AM »
Wish granted. It's your sig, however it's not related to what you post.

I also wish to be the winner of this game.
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« Reply #2603 on: October 10, 2012, 09:24:11 PM »
Granted. You conquer all opposing Australian factions, only to realize that you needed the kangaroos all along -- by conquering them and destroying their spirits, you lost the only friends you could ever have in this world.

I wish I were less melodramatic.

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« Reply #2604 on: October 19, 2012, 04:21:55 PM »
Wish granted. You speak in a flat, droning monotone at all times - even in an emotional state - and display no facial expression ever again. People either think you boring or discomfiting, and you die alone, friendless and scarcely remembered. While engraving your gravestone, the mason forgot what he was doing, and thus never finished it; he delivered the unfinished work to your disinterested family. No-one noticed. No-one cared enough to look.

I wish writing the above passage had been less depressing.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2605 on: October 20, 2012, 02:31:24 AM »
Wish granted. You now find joy in everything that's depressing! The next day you kill yourself, just for the fun of it.

I wish that I was The Walrus
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2606 on: October 23, 2012, 05:27:55 PM »
Wish granted. You're a magazine

I wish I was made of paper.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2607 on: October 23, 2012, 07:35:52 PM »
Granted, but you forget your condition, and go for a swim. Now you're black and white, and wet all over.

I wish for a better joke.
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Offline Kaseke

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2608 on: October 24, 2012, 11:53:37 AM »
Granted, but you are the joke!

I wish I had some candy.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2609 on: October 24, 2012, 03:53:23 PM »
Granted. It rots your teeth.

I wish for a pan-galactic gargle-blaster.