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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2610 on: October 24, 2012, 06:25:40 PM »
Granted, when the pan hits your face, you return with the face of a duck.

I wish for a schedule in which videos were uploaded in a regular fashion on ArticulateDuck's YouTube channel.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2611 on: October 25, 2012, 02:08:24 PM »
Wish granted. Once a decade it is.

I wish that I wasn't so bad at making interesting wishes.
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« Reply #2612 on: October 29, 2012, 12:23:46 PM »
Granted. Instead, you are brilliantly awesome at making interesting wishes, but you supress your talents out of shame, and the amazing wishing you could have done is never realized.

I wish someone would realize that I generally have a pretty busy schedule and that my channel is exclusively a summer thing.

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« Reply #2613 on: October 29, 2012, 04:10:33 PM »
Wish granted. However you move to Mercury and "Summer" means "day" in there.

I wish I wasn't listening to Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner.
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« Reply #2614 on: October 29, 2012, 05:07:17 PM »
Granted. You weren't, but now you are.

I wish the National Socialist German Grammarians' Party agents didn't just appear out of nowhere every once in a while.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2615 on: October 30, 2012, 10:10:04 AM »
Wish granted. Now they don't appear out of nowhere every once in a while, they appear out of nowhere every now and then.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2616 on: October 30, 2012, 03:04:02 PM »
Granted. The genie has made it so you never said the wish in the first place.

I wish for a burrito.

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« Reply #2617 on: October 30, 2012, 03:16:45 PM »
Granted. It gives you gas.

I wish for beef jerky.

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« Reply #2618 on: October 30, 2012, 06:14:58 PM »
Granted. It gives you high blood pressure.

I wish for a tortilla that does not give me gas, and tastes good, and isn't poisoned, and is in no other way clichéëdly corrupted.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2619 on: October 30, 2012, 08:56:04 PM »
Granted. But out of spite, the genie fills the burrito with hot nails when yiu aren't looking.

I wish for murder.

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« Reply #2620 on: October 30, 2012, 09:45:59 PM »
Granted. You're murdered.

I wish for larcenarsony.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2621 on: October 31, 2012, 05:49:27 PM »
Wish granted, you're lancearmstrongly. Now you will never win the Tour de France ever again and your previous wins will be taken from you.

I wish I knew what I'm writing about.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2622 on: October 31, 2012, 06:28:18 PM »
Granted -- you know that you're writing about Lance Armstrong.

I wish my Spanish teacher were simply better at teaching.

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« Reply #2623 on: October 31, 2012, 06:57:40 PM »
Deseo concedido. Ahora tuyo professor es muy mejor a ensiñar-te. Sin embargo, continuas sin compreender nadie.

I wish my Spanish gets significantly better within a reasonable amount of time.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2624 on: October 31, 2012, 08:54:56 PM »
Granted. But reasonable for you is different than reasonable for the genie. The genie decides to teach you Spanish, after you've died again.

I wish for better 011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001 skills.