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Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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bugfartboy

Granted, when the pan hits your face, you return with the face of a duck.

I wish for a schedule in which videos were uploaded in a regular fashion on ArticulateDuck's YouTube channel.

Kaseke

Wish granted. Once a decade it is.

I wish that I wasn't so bad at making interesting wishes.
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

ArtDrake

Granted. Instead, you are brilliantly awesome at making interesting wishes, but you supress your talents out of shame, and the amazing wishing you could have done is never realized.

I wish someone would realize that I generally have a pretty busy schedule and that my channel is exclusively a summer thing.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. However you move to Mercury and "Summer" means "day" in there.

I wish I wasn't listening to Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted. You weren't, but now you are.

I wish the National Socialist German Grammarians' Party agents didn't just appear out of nowhere every once in a while.

Kaseke

Wish granted. Now they don't appear out of nowhere every once in a while, they appear out of nowhere every now and then.
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

ArtDrake

Granted. The genie has made it so you never said the wish in the first place.

I wish for a burrito.

bugfartboy

Granted. It gives you gas.

I wish for beef jerky.

ArtDrake

Granted. It gives you high blood pressure.

I wish for a tortilla that does not give me gas, and tastes good, and isn't poisoned, and is in no other way clichéëdly corrupted.

bugfartboy

Granted. But out of spite, the genie fills the burrito with hot nails when yiu aren't looking.

I wish for murder.

ArtDrake

Granted. You're murdered.

I wish for larcenarsony.

Ertxiem

Wish granted, you're lancearmstrongly. Now you will never win the Tour de France ever again and your previous wins will be taken from you.

I wish I knew what I'm writing about.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted -- you know that you're writing about Lance Armstrong.

I wish my Spanish teacher were simply better at teaching.

Ertxiem

Deseo concedido. Ahora tuyo professor es muy mejor a ensiñar-te. Sin embargo, continuas sin compreender nadie.

I wish my Spanish gets significantly better within a reasonable amount of time.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

bugfartboy

Granted. But reasonable for you is different than reasonable for the genie. The genie decides to teach you Spanish, after you've died again.

I wish for better 011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001 skills.