Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. Suddenly the sky ends up in your pocket and you explode because it's huge mass stabilizes.

I still wish I could make wishes.

[bugfartboy]

Unable to grant wish. Sorry.

I wish for jokes.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted! Tomorrow you will hear the worst puns of your life and die of embarrassment.

...

[bugfartboy]

Granted...

I wish for ties.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You tie for last place in a wishing competition.

I wish for hiatuses.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Sadly, the genie's vocabulary is terrible and, it gives you potatoes instead.

:D

[Kaseke]

Granted. The genie takes that wish as a wish to get my wishing ability back!

I wish this wasn't a dream

[ArtDrake]

Granted. It never was.  :o

I wish for less potatoes.

[Kaseke]

Granted. Now you got no potatoes. Actually, no one has any potatoes. The world starves to death.

I wish for something physical.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. An anvil falls on your head. Now you're shorter!

I wish you all sing in choir "Yes! We have no bananas" until I puke.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. However, you're a dead cow, and cows can't vomit. Have a nice eternity of us singing it!

I wish I could stop singing now. It's been a year.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. An anvil falls on your head. Now you're shorter!

I wish for the liberation of all turkey kind.

[Kaseke]

Granted. The turkey kind don't give a ****.

I wish the turkey kind would give a **** :(

[bugfartboy]

Granted. The astrix turn to ninja throwing stars, and you injure yourself.

I wish for locomotives in my living room.

[ArtDrake]

Granted, but first you have to get a permit. Which can only be obtained from the Grammar and Orthography Nazi Party, who you just pissed off when you misspelled asterisks.

I wish I had days and days of vacation, rather than just days.