Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Ertxiem]

(You guys work fast!)
@Zampir: Wish granted. Now everyone's wish end up in a coma. The repetition is even more boring.
@Steelfish: Wish granted. They are erased, but to do that we need to use all your blood.
@rainen: Wish granted. Someone realizes how bad your sig is and comment about it in an humiliating way to you.

I wish that dividing a positive integer by zero would not give +∞.

[Xemadus Echina]

granted but in doing so it puts you in a coma.

i wish i was more witty

[cyso]

Wish granted. However, since you have a reputation for being not so witty, no one listens to you. You get depressed and become a recluse.
I wish I wrote a best selling book and lived to earn the profits.

[Xemadus Echina]

granted, but it was published under my name with my book and I sue you and take everything.  Including all the fame that you got from "writing" the book.  You are left with a cardboard box that mysteriously has an Internet connection.  (but you have no computer so you can't use it)

I wish for a way to post on the Sinister Design forum!

[MikeW781]

You already have one. Everybody mocks this ridiculus wish, and you loose all of your friends and kill yourself.

I wish I was 6' 10", weighed 230 pounds, and had the same proportion of weight (i.e. Muscle weight/ Total weight stays the same)

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You're now a baboon with 6' 10" (2.08m) tall and weighting 230 pounds (104kg).
You're truly an attraction in the local zoo: the world's largest baboon.

I wish I was hungry and didn't have food to eat.

[Xemadus Echina]

Granted, you cut off one of your legs and roast it over the fire.  That makes you emo and a cannibal!

I wish my train of thought stopped derailing.

[MikeW781]

somebody takes out your brain, cyrogenically freezes it, and puts it in a really good train
now your train of though never derails

I wish I was a 6'10" male human that weighed 130 lbs and had my same Muscle/Weight ratio

[Xemadus Echina]

Granted, your heart weighs 30lbs though and you die from the complications of being overly thin.

I wish you lost the game.



[spoiler]and by the way, I LOST THE GAME!!!.... don't hate me![/spoiler]

[MikeW781]

damn i meant to put 230
well, wish granted, you lost the game when you and some friends were on a deserted island, deciding who they should eat so that the others can live. And you are eaten.

I wish i was a 6'10" male human that weighed 230, had averaged sized organs for this height, and kept the same muscle/weight ratio

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You'll live a boring life, though, because everybody ignores you.

I wish I knew how to fly.

[Xemadus Echina]

granted,  while flying your plane a member of a midget terrorist organization captures your plane (he was hiding in your gas tank) and forces you to crash into the Atlantic ocean.  There were nuclear war heads and they cause a massive tsunami which wipes out everything along said ocean.

I wish my wish was uncorrupted.

[Frosty]

Wish Granted. You get a sign sayong 'My wish was uncoorupted'.

I wish killer snowmen (like me) ruled the universe.

[Steel Ersatz Man]

Wish granted. They rul for about 3 seconds because they decided that their all fortifications would be on various suns and all the snowmen melt.

I wish that the full version of TSOG would be released within the next 2 months.

[Frosty]

Wish Granted. It is realesed, but not enough time was put in for it to be good. It was horrible, and Sinister Design goes out of business.

I wish it was always winter.