Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[bugfartboy]

Granted. I cant understand you and drop a giant letter "F" on you.
I didn't mean the show. Though I do remember it.

I wish for Sock covered ducks. Stinky sock covered ducks.

[ArtDrake]

Too late. Tennis practise beat you to it.

I wish for more time in the evenings, that I can have.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you somehow end up in my lap. (stupid bird!! Get out of here!!! Ohhh not on the carpet!!!) :P

I wish for Shadows Looming to be real and the character that is partially based off me BE me.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Then shadows start looming, and you know things are about to get tough.

I wish that I understood math better, and I could take Calculus during sophomore year.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But I move ahead several classes. Sigh.

I wish I had Algebra 2 this year so that I could be taking Pre-Calc my sophomore year.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Why didn't you do Geometry in middle school? Was it not offered?

I wish to be tazered.

[bugfartboy]

TAZER!!! It was an advanced math class. I skipped a class, but not enough to get geometry in 8th grade. I do know like three people who did though.

I wish for a mini marimba.

[ArtDrake]

Granted, but someone thinks you mean mbarini mima, and keels over in shock.

I wish for maple syrup.

[bugfartboy]

Granted, you drown in it.

I wish you weren't prejudiced.

[ArtDrake]

Against whom?

I wish people wouldn't assume to much.

[bugfartboy]

Granted, instead they assume just the right amount and are right. You are prejudiced.

I wish for a total absense of ducks until I can calm down. Just got back from Gym.

[ArtDrake]

I might leave if you spelled absence right. However, I might not. Against whom?

I wish for people to not hate on the duck. We have thoelogical conflicts regualarly. So be it.

[CraigStern]

Wish granted. No one hates on the duck anymore, because he has been banned from the forums.

I wish to be able to survive and function normally without ever having to eat or go to sleep.

[bugfartboy]

Granted, but you feel the irisistable urge to stuff yourself and eventually die of a heart attack from all the junk food you would consume. Then we would all be very very sad. We would miss you and TRPG.

I wish for an immortal Craig.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Craig slowly accumulates wealth, knowledge, and power until he is omnipotent. Look what you've done.

I wish Craig wouldn't scare me like that.