Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Duskling]

Granted, it isn't a total timesuck, it is a complete timesuck, there's a difference.

I wish for a balloon

[algebra15]

Granted: it flies away.

I wish people wouldn't call me a game stopper.

[Duskling]

Granted, but being a game stopper was the cutting edge by the time you wished for it.

I wish that were true.

[algebra15]

Granted, but then everyone forgot except you, and because you insisted that it was the  truth, you were committed  to an insane asylum. Sorry, Duskling.

I wish that there were 26 hours in the day.

[Duskling]

Granted, but you were killed in 21.

I wish for a brick.

[algebra15]

Granted; it materializes aboze your head.

I wish bleeps on TV were a less annoying pitch.

[Duskling]

Granted, they were, but they aren't now.

I wish for a kitty.

[algebra15]

Granted; it scratches you. However, I'd still keep the kitty. They're very useful as bookmarks once they are trained to stay still.

[Duskling]

Granted, but a mob forms and heads to where you live and rip you apart.

I wish for a kitty bookmark!

[algebra15]

I'm sorry! :( :( :( I forgot again!

I for people to be more forgiving around here.

[Duskling]

Granted, but what are you for the people?

I wish for kitty rain!

[algebra15]

Granted. Kitties are too awesome to corrupt. Sorry if I'm defeating the purpose of the game.

I wish for all Chihuahua dogs to suddenly NOT BE ABLE TO REPRODUCE.

[Duskling]

Granted, they are wiped off the face of the planet. For once the wish corruption actually did some good for this world.

I wish for puppy rain.

[algebra15]

Granted, as long as none of them are chihuahuas.

I wish for Flamingo rain.

[Duskling]

Granted, they peck all of our eyes out, great going, genius!